Oh, yeah – Servants of Satan is clearly The Golden Guide to Insects, by the legendary Herbert Zim
The Hardy Boys adventure “Tattoo Minion Eyes On The Head Of My Penis, Please” is The Mystery of the Whale Tattoo, I had it on my shelf for years.
The OP link is to the Twitter page: here’s some more:
I THINK I sent in this suggestion? (I don’t know if I’ve got FaceBook messaging right).