Dear Congressman:
I am concerned that you may be trying to find out what your constituents want, following their advice, and trying to please people rather than making decisions for yourself. As one of your constituents, I would like to offer my advice that you shouldn’t listen to the advice of your constituents. It would really please me if you were to stop trying to please your constitutents. Please pander to my desire that you stop pandering to the desires of constitutents.
Sincerely,
Cognitively Challenged Citizen
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