<PARANOID> The Birds Are Plotting Against Us! Against Us ALLL</PARANOID> Newslink

[Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor]

Yes, those cute little tweetie-pies are out to get us!

The Turks think they are!

Turkey villagers see Israeli spy in migratory bird

A migratory bird has caused alarm in a village in south-eastern Turkey after locals mistook it for an Israeli spy.

An official at the ministry told the BBC that it took some effort to persuade local police that the little bee-eater posed no threat to national security.

At one point a counterterrorism unit became involved in the case.

And now, they’ve been assigned code numbers! And been trained in Escape & Evasion! Like the ones in Tokyo!

Escaped penguin spotted in Tokyo Bay

Escaped penguin spotted in Tokyo Bay waters

The penguin, only known by the number 337, is likely surviving on small fish during the day and returning to shore to rest at night.

To escape, 337 climbed up a rock wall 13 feet (4m) high and managed to get through a barbed wire fence.

337, International Bird Of Mystery!

There is only one way, one path, to stopping the Avian Mencae.

We must hold Thanksgiving early!

And pass the gravy, please…

[Marley23]

The penguin, only known by the number 337

“I am not a number! I am a penguin being!” <QUACK>

[Inigo_Montoya]

Somewhere, in a basement monitoring station in Greece, a high-five is happening.

[Zebra]

He is number 337 but who is number 1?

[Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor]

@Inigo_Montoya

Somewhere, in a basement monitoring station in Greece, a high-five is happening.

Greece cannot afford a high-five; make it a high-three.

[Siam_Sam]

#337 is back behind bars.

[Der_Trihs]

@Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor

<PARANOID> The Birds Are Plotting Against Us! Against Us ALLL</PARANOID>

Yes, those cute little tweetie-pies are out to get us!

Considering that we are building flying cat cyborgs that seems a perfectly reasonable position for them to take.