Paraprosdokian

[not_what_you_d_expect]

@Balance

Because it’s thwarting your expectation of having your expectation thwarted. You, of all people, probably should have expected that.

Of Course! I should have expected that. It’s so clear now.

[jharvey963]

@Backwater_Under_Duck

I never drink … wine. /Bela Lugosi

“And I don’t smoke … shit.” George Hamilton as Dracula, Love at First Bite

[YogSothoth]

These are hilarious!

[needscoffee]

Bill Nighy, as Billy Mack in Love Actually: “Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don’t buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they give you them for free!”