Parents Want To Name Kid "4Real": Is That 2 Weird?

[Taber]

I’m just wondering why they stopped at 4Real. 4Realz sounds so much worse, with just an extra letter

[LurkMeister]

@Dante

Wellington, New Zealand (2027) - Superman “4Real” Wheaton was formally charged yesterday in the deaths of Pat Wheaton & Sheena Wheaton…

Wellington, New Zealand(2027) - Superman “4Real” Wheaton was found “not guilty” today for the murder of Pat Wheaton & Sheena Wheaton. The jury foreman, Spiderman “2Good” Smith, said in an interview that it was obviously a case of justifiable homicide.

[cmkeller]

Obviously they’re preparing him for a career in gangsta rap.

Sadly, no one told them what the mortality rate of under-30 gangsta rappers tend to be.

[amarinth]

@Mangetout

Has anyone ever accepted corporate sponsorship and named their child Glaxo or Unilever, or something? If not, that will be next.

You’re 7 years too late.

There are at least 10 kids running around with the nameIuma.

[Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus]

2weird 2B B-leaved.

[Dewey_Finn]

@delphica

Cripes, ever since that stupid story hit the news, the previously-rational Mr. Del has been hinting that it would be a great name to consider should we ever have a child. He even thinks he’s being subtle by saying we should “consider” it, but I can see by his glazed eyes that he’s envisioning just going through the motions of “considering” it.

If you were to name your child Kal-El, you wouldn’t be the first one to do so, as the actor Nicholas Cage named his son Kal-el Coppola Cage.

[psychobunny]

@Mangetout

Has anyone ever accepted corporate sponsorship and named their child Glaxo or Unilever, or something? If not, that will be next.

It’s been tried.

Ryan and Jami Hawkins may be the world’s first ‘entrepreneurial’ baby namers. Not being able to afford their upcoming maternity bills, this couple auctioned the naming rights to their first child’s middle name on Ebay.