On the other hand, it’s probably a good thing Fox News chose that particular… angle… in their reporting – if they’d said “There’s absolutely no danger whatsoever, move along citizen, nothing to see here!”, then I’d be re-viewing my escape option to Mars right about now…
Obligatory Perry Bible Fellowship link.
Better hope they don’t fire it up while I’m in Hawai’i. Madam Pele hates me.
(Geez, piss on one flowing river of lava to see what happens…and see what happens.)
Well, what happens?
Only now do I realise that the name of the OP is sort of ironic for a thread about the destruction of the world 
They don’t have to be post-menarchy, you know
Well, it would start pulling in matter until it became heavy enough to drop through the floor. I would then oscillate back and forth past the Earth’s center of gravity until it came to rest in the core. From there, it would just sit there slowly pulling in matter and heating up the Earth until it was gone. Not sure how long it would take, but I think it’s awhile. Like a couple thousand years or so.