Perhaps I could entertain the party with some spectacular juggling? I did a three-year stint with the Moscow Circus. They said I was the best Westerner they’d ever seen!
Ever seen a guy drinking ALL THE PUNCH in the bowl, dotchan? Well that’s me.
And you ask if I’ve had any punch yet. 
[QUOTE=Malacandra]
Perhaps I could entertain the party with some spectacular juggling? I did a three-year stint with the Moscow Circus. They said I was the best Westerner they’d ever seen!
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Juggling…? Juggling is cool, especially with swords or knives that’re on fire? That should be most pleasing to view. Indeed, fire is glorious. Most glorious indeed. Even better when it is on pointy things flying around, waitin’ to kill whomever it should feel like.
[QUOTE=Idle Thoughts]
Ever seen a guy drinking ALL THE PUNCH in the bowl, dotchan? Well that’s me.
And you ask if I’ve had any punch yet. 
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That girl thought that I’d be most gluttonous of guests. :rolleyes:
[QUOTE=twickster]
fluiddruid – what will you be dressing up as on Halloween?
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Deciding…Donald, Daffy, or Darkwing Duck?
[QUOTE=Malacandra]
Perhaps I could entertain the party with some spectacular juggling? I did a three-year stint with the Moscow Circus. They said I was the best Westerner they’d ever seen!
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Do you have any brothers?
[QUOTE=Idle Thoughts]
Ever seen a guy drinking ALL THE PUNCH in the bowl, dotchan? Well that’s me.
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Me too!
[QUOTE=Blaster Master]
Juggling…? Juggling is cool, especially with swords or knives that’re on fire? That should be most pleasing to view. Indeed, fire is glorious. Most glorious indeed. Even better when it is on pointy things flying around, waitin’ to kill whomever it should feel like.
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Were you a pyromaniac as a kid?
[QUOTE=fluiddruid]
Deciding…Donald, Daffy, or Darkwing Duck?
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And last Halloween?
[QUOTE=bbs2k]
Do you have any brothers?Me too!Were you a pyromaniac as a kid?
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“Were” isn’t very accurate. “Am” is more accurate. I’d always adored flames. I’d love to just burn things. I’m almost guilty of burnin’ down an entire neighborhood. That very well should have been it… nope. I’m fascinated by fire even to this time.
Here you go.
:: hands Blaster Master a pack of matches ::
fluiddruid – what kind of pet do you have? And what is it named?
Blaster Master – are you married? What is your spouse like?
[QUOTE=bbs2k]
Here you go.
:: hands Blaster Master a pack of matches ::
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Yeehaw! I’m goin’ to burn myself lots of things. Do ya mind terribly if I’s to burn your home down? Don’t think it is something I’d seen before. We’ll load it with firecrackers also. Huge explosions! BOOM!
Arrggghhh…why do I find myself still lurking here - and still writing in this annoyingly affected manner? 
:mad:
[QUOTE=twickster]
Blaster Master – are you married? What is your spouse like?
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Nope, no wife. My fiancee’s very much th’ looker though. Pretty bright as well. 
She’s unable to be here though; she’s busy with work or some sh…tuff. I’m guessing that she’d expected it to be dull. She’d come if there’s dancin’… nope. No dancin’ here.
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp]
Arrggghhh…why do I find myself still lurking here - and still writing in this annoyingly affected manner? :mad:
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I’m repeatedly asking myself th’ same question.
Well, now that I’ve finally got my drink(double vodka with a twist) let’s get this party started! What’ve you got for food?
Here – we’ve got mini-pizzas, pitas and spinach dip, Vienna sausages, and cheez in a can and Triscuits. What looks good?
Oh! I’ll take one of those little square pizzas!
[QUOTE=twickster]
Here – we’ve got mini-pizzas, pitas and spinach dip, Vienna sausages, and cheez in a can and Triscuits. What looks good?
[/QUOTE]
oh, yumyum… mini-pizzas and Vienna Sausages. Is it possible to make mini-pizzas with sausages toppings? That sounds most appetizing.
[QUOTE=twickster]
Here – we’ve got mini-pizzas, pitas and spinach dip, Vienna sausages, and cheez in a can and Triscuits. What looks good?
[/QUOTE]
All of it looks good! But hey! You didn’t take my astoundingly and excellent offer of practical cookware!
And that even after I showed you my amazing nutritional supplements!
Rysto, now that you have some food and a drink, is there anything else we can get for you? What do you do for work?
[QUOTE=bbs2k]
Rysto, now that you have some food and a drink, is there anything else we can get for you? What do you do for work?
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I restore antique wooden furniture. Lately I’ve spent a lot of time stripping tables.