I don’t have any pets. I never liked them ever since I was a kid. We had a dog and a cat and every morning they’d come waltzing into our bedroom and wake me up at the bloody crack of dawn. My brothers loved that for some reason and we all shared a room so I was always outvoted on keeping the door closed in the morning.
No pets!? What kind of life is that? That is most worthy of my pity.
(Host notes: Sorry all, I had to do school work earlier today and now I’m heading off to earn my keep. So I’m going to take a stab at Diggitcamara. Good luck, other hosts! I’ll check in again tonight around 10 pm EST to help when I can.)
Diggitcamara is trying to run a pyramid scheme
What is this with pyramids? Do we need to beware of Mayans? Mayhap an Egyptian zombie? Please don’t devour my brains!
“Confederated Products is a multilevel, direct wholesaling company. Which means we don’t just sell the products. No sir-you-ree Bob! We recruit and manage teams that work under us. Irene and I started eight months ago, and already, we’re pulling in $60,000 a year. We’re the number four distributor in southern California.”
“Wait, wait… you want us to sell Amway?”
“It’s Confederated Products. It’s a… it’s a different company. It’s a different quality of product.”-Go, 1999
Close enough for my tastes. Diggitcamara is, indeed, a Multi-Level Marketer.
Blaster Master doesn’t seem to use the word the – he truncates it to th’. Plus he frequently – but not always – truncates an ing ending to in’ – I’m not entirely sure where the full “ing” is legal. In the non-verb forms, perhaps?
What either of these points might mean, I have no idea – but it seems like his quirk is to avoid saying … something.
ETA: or should that be “avoid sayin’ … something”?
Yay, dotchan!
You’d reckon I’m afraid of usin’ somethin’? :dubious:
I’m bold enough to be saying anything I’d want to. 
Shit. :mad:
I’m unable to resist taunting… 
Please don’t consider me an evil person.
Hmph.
Hmph? grows silent and looks at you
Awww… I’m no jerk… really! Please, be my friend? No more taunting from me.
Stop that! That is my recently anointed best friend! Don’t be mean, or pain is in your future!
So, Idle Thoughts, glad you could come back by for a while. Tell me about yourself – are you married?
YOU married? :dubious:
If we’re getting personal…I mean.
Just making small talk. What would you like to talk about?
Talk about anything. I don’t care. whistles
::holds thumpstick at the ready::
Watch yourself, Idle…
Current status:
Incorrectly Guessed:
Kat: twickster
fluiddruid: twickster
PriceGuy: twickster
Unguessed:
BlasterMaster
featherlou
Rysto (replacing Aesiron)
Idle Thoughts.
7 outstanding.
Of the unguessed, Blaster Master has provided plenty of material, opaque though it is to me (dunno if my fellow hosts are doing any better).
The other three – featherlou, Rysto, Idle Thoughts – really haven’t given us a whole lot to work with here. Could y’all swing by the party and chat with us for a bit, pls.?