Who’s there?
Come inside.
Hi, sorry to keep everyone waiting. The bailiffs came and seized my car, and I had to go pay to get it out of the pound. Fortunately it was only £500, and I carry that sort of money around as pants change.
Now where’s the b… Oh, wait a minute. :smack: I signed the pledge last week. Can’t have anything stronger than sarsasparilla.
But our sarsaparilla also certainly has enough sauce to get you soused!
But what did you bring?
So did you join a program, Mal? Which step are you on?
(BTW, fellow hosts, before since we individually only have one guess for each partygoer, I suggest we put our heads together and talk it out before we use it. Three strikes and game over, after all. Let’s do this as a team.)
Program? Step? Sorry, I’ve never heard of anything like that. Is that some Russian thing? I’d’ve thought I’d hear about it while I was over there working on the dictionary.
Beer? Beer? You choose beer over the friut of the vine? Do you know that wine contains many antioxidents, and a glass a day helps prevent heart disease? You may think that crude drink helps you with the ladies, but wine gets you just as drunk, and look more sophisticated…actually it doesn’t look like these ladies need to be punished, so keep striking out, that’s fine with me
and don’t get me started on those who suggested unAlcoholic beverages. OneCentStamp has only seen the tip of the wrath that awaits you all. Too early, I’ll drink punch, indeed!
Healthy? Sophisticated? Hey, did you know that a 12 oz serving of Hefe-Weizen (unfiltered wheat beer) contains half a gram of dietary fiber?
looks at Miller Lite in hand
Ah, I got nothin’.
Hey, bbs2k, you got any tunes up in here?
Who’s there, in the name of Beelzebub?
We are, the gracious hosts of a rocking party. Won’t you come in and have something to drink?
BTW, Mal, where are you from? Did you have any problems going through customs?
Done, but why didn’t you just email it?
Satan. His name is Satan.
And isn’t he just the cutest little devil?
In the other devil’s name? Faith, here’s an equivocator!
Oh, my! Is it time to play already?
I was so irritated @ my brother this weekend. He and my family cause so much drama. Sheesh.
Yes, I know what you mean, but blood is thicker than water.
Enjoy your beverage of choice and enjoy the party!
Yes, but if I told you the # of things my family has done to be mean, irritating, or just downright weird you’d bang your head on the wall.
I would not follow him then.
If I were you, I’d definitely go in for counseling. It’s not good to keep these feelings bottled up, and if you explore your emotions, you can use these skills to build up your other relationships.