Welcome, Blaster Master! Glad you could join us. Would you like anything to eat or drink?
Oh deer, I’m sorry I’m late–spent all day yesterday cooking and cleaning. But at least I’ve brought a pot of chile, some cornbread, and a pan of bars. Several guests have already departed? That’s to bad.
Some hard drinks to my glorious leader!
Some cake! Cake is very pleasant to devour; you’d have to concur with this fact, no?. Or maybe some hor’dourves? Finger food is also enticing. Well, except when crumbs fall on my pant, then it is slightly deplorable; else, they’re very good.
Uh huh…uh huh huh…he said “hard.” [/Butt-head] 
Oh my, more food! Y’all can’t keep this up. I’m gettin’ hungrier. Just give it to me! Yumyum.
Uh oh, thirst is next of my problems. Anyone have some soda, beer, wine, or really anything that is loaded with hard liquor?
Whom do ye call butthead? I’m offended. My soul is broken by your harshest word. Do ye have no sympathy of my pain? It is an ache that even lots of drinks with lots of alcohols will be unable to cure. Oh, woes to mine bleeding hearts.
Perhaps a little bite to eat wouldn’t hurt. I wonder if there’s any crocodile? I’ve cooked crocodile ever so many times - barbecued, mostly. It tastes best when I’ve personally wrestled it to death. 
Malacandra – describe the clothing you wear when you’re working.
Barbecue croc? That sounds most definitely disgusting. Why’d anyone want to do such horrid things to such good food?
Y’all kinky. :dubious:
Overalls. A slightly bluish slate grey in colour. Everyone wears them around here.
Shit. I was totally on the wrong track with you.
Oh my. Such foul language! Do please bite your tongue, I’m sure there’s ladies here.
Should I take my shoes off at the door?
Blaster Master seems to make a grammatical mistake involving singular vs. plural in each post – do we need to pin it down better than that, fellow hosts?
Hi! I’m finally here! I had to pick up some things before I could come, but don’t worry, they’re absolutely great! Just wait until you see them! You’ll be totally blown away!
Welcome to the party, DiggitCamara! Want a drink?
ETA: May I see your things?
I have my moments. Okay, Mr. Mysterious – what do you wear to work?
::looks down::
Black short sleeve shirt, olive green khaki pants, Doc Martens. 