Nobody wants to see my boobs?? 
Nope – you measured up on this one.
A winning guess!
I’ll give you co-credit for this correct guess.
<poking fun at the Party Godfather> Taiwanese style, or Idle Thoughts style… </pfatPG>
Update
Still in play:
ArizonaTeach
Blaster Master
DiggitCamara
pprgrl
Purplkid_Caterer
Taber
ZipperJJ
One or more incorrect guesses:
**Eureka ** [del]Diomedes[/del]
Correctly guessed:
**Baffle ** (in a Looney Tunes cartoon) – Rysto
bbs2k (superhero) – Antinor
**dotchan ** (politician running for office) – Diomedes
fachverwirrt (on the Jerry Springer Show) – Antinor & Rysto
kat (SDMB mod) – Rysto
**MHaye ** (provide a link) – Antinor
What Exit? (things in pairs) – Rysto
**zoggie ** (units of measure) – Diomedes
If you insist… 
Ok, if you insist. Perhaps a little tease first.
Hostly thoughts-
ArizonaTeach - Me, when I’m drunk? He’s a real jerk… enjoys denying things, maybe?
Blaster Master - No idea
DiggitCamara - A football coach? Only one post so far, though.
Eureka - Still seems to be checking us out. Another private eye, like last game?
pprgrl - Seems helpful, peacemaker type…
Purplkid_Caterer - Nothing yet.
Taber- Grammatical errors? Mispunctuation, missing hyphens and periods.
ZipperJJ- Party animal sort… interested in getting drunk, but first post about ‘hanky panky’
Eureka might be a stalker.
No teasing. Boobs are a serious matter, you know!
Haha, oops. I guess there’s egg on my face about that one.
Doh!
Hey! I take offense to that. I’m a great guy!!!
/walks disappointedly back into the main room of the party, having failed to find any evidence of “stage” makeup, miniturized electronic gizmos, or weird hygienic routines. Walks directly up to Rysto and studies his ear intently.
**Official Guess: ArizonaTeach must contradict something in each post. **
ETA: Or would just “is contrary” work?
… Quite a few weirdos at this party!
Indignantly I am NOT a weirdo. I’m just fascinated by how successful the Hosts are at appearing to be human.
Who, Eureka? Not a weirdo at all. I believe he’s an eminent dust-mite investigator, who’s flown here all the way from Thailand in order to check for any mutant midges living in Rysto’s orifices.
(What, hosts can’t be weird, too?)
I’m sorry. Do you think we’re giant animatronic devices? I don’t think there’s a sign that says “Chuckie Cheese’s” out front…
Ok, scratch off the stalker idea.
Eureka, do you know who really runs this country?
Not exactly. Well, probably not at all. But to have such perfectly ordinary ears, in perfectly ordinary flesh tones, surprises me. I would have expected pointy ears, or green skin or something.
Rysto,
What, you mean it isn’t our properly elected officials and the people they appoint and their staff, etc.?