[QUOTE=Diomedes]
You’re not going to show us your boobs?
[/QUOTE]
Nobody wants to see my boobs?? 
[QUOTE=Diomedes]
Oooh! I think I’ve finally got one!
Official Guess: Zoggie must use weights and measures in her posts!
If I’ve gotten this wrong, my cohosts may send me upstairs to my room.
[/QUOTE]
Nope – you measured up on this one.
[QUOTE=Diomedes]
And, I’ll go not too far out on the limb here with:
Official Guess: dotchan is a presidential candidate or politician of some stripe.
[/quote]
A winning guess!
[QUOTE=Rysto]
I think Antinor actually figured this one out, but I’ll poach it anyway:
Official guess: fachverwirrt is a guest on the Jerry Springer show.
[/quote]
I’ll give you co-credit for this correct guess.
[QUOTE=dotchan]
Be glad I decided to do this American style, and not Taiwanese style, which I learned while vacationing there involved the following blasted through loudspeakers at 8 in the morning:
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE VOTE FOR ME!
:mad:
[/QUOTE]
<poking fun at the Party Godfather> Taiwanese style, or Idle Thoughts style… </pfatPG>
Update
Still in play:
ArizonaTeach
Blaster Master
DiggitCamara
pprgrl
Purplkid_Caterer
Taber
ZipperJJ
One or more incorrect guesses:
**Eureka ** [del]Diomedes[/del]
Correctly guessed:
**Baffle ** (in a Looney Tunes cartoon) – Rysto
bbs2k (superhero) – Antinor
**dotchan ** (politician running for office) – Diomedes
fachverwirrt (on the Jerry Springer Show) – Antinor & Rysto
kat (SDMB mod) – Rysto
**MHaye ** (provide a link) – Antinor
What Exit? (things in pairs) – Rysto
**zoggie ** (units of measure) – Diomedes
[QUOTE=Purplkid_Caterer]
Nobody wants to see my boobs??
[/QUOTE]
If you insist… 
[QUOTE=Diomedes]
If you insist…
[/QUOTE]
Ok, if you insist. Perhaps a little tease first.
Hostly thoughts-
ArizonaTeach - Me, when I’m drunk? He’s a real jerk… enjoys denying things, maybe?
Blaster Master - No idea
DiggitCamara - A football coach? Only one post so far, though.
Eureka - Still seems to be checking us out. Another private eye, like last game?
pprgrl - Seems helpful, peacemaker type…
Purplkid_Caterer - Nothing yet.
Taber- Grammatical errors? Mispunctuation, missing hyphens and periods.
ZipperJJ- Party animal sort… interested in getting drunk, but first post about ‘hanky panky’
Eureka might be a stalker.
[QUOTE=Purplkid_Caterer]
Ok, if you insist. Perhaps a little tease first.
[/QUOTE]
No teasing. Boobs are a serious matter, you know!
[QUOTE=Diomedes]
Taber- Grammatical errors? Mispunctuation, missing hyphens and periods.
[/QUOTE]
Haha, oops. I guess there’s egg on my face about that one.
[QUOTE=Taber]
Haha, oops. I guess there’s egg on my face about that one.
[/QUOTE]
Doh!
[QUOTE=Diomedes]
Hostly thoughts-
ArizonaTeach - Me, when I’m drunk? He’s a real jerk… enjoys denying things, maybe?
[/QUOTE]
Hey! I take offense to that. I’m a great guy!!!
/walks disappointedly back into the main room of the party, having failed to find any evidence of “stage” makeup, miniturized electronic gizmos, or weird hygienic routines. Walks directly up to Rysto and studies his ear intently.
[QUOTE=ArizonaTeach]
Hey! I take offense to that. I’m a great guy!!!
[/QUOTE]
**Official Guess: ArizonaTeach must contradict something in each post. **
ETA: Or would just “is contrary” work?
[QUOTE=Eureka]
/walks disappointedly back into the main room of the party, having failed to find any evidence of “stage” makeup, miniturized electronic gizmos, or weird hygienic routines. Walks directly up to Rysto and studies his ear intently.
[/QUOTE]
… Quite a few weirdos at this party!
Indignantly I am NOT a weirdo. I’m just fascinated by how successful the Hosts are at appearing to be human.
[QUOTE=Purplkid_Caterer]
… Quite a few weirdos at this party!
[/QUOTE]
Who, Eureka? Not a weirdo at all. I believe he’s an eminent dust-mite investigator, who’s flown here all the way from Thailand in order to check for any mutant midges living in Rysto’s orifices.
(What, hosts can’t be weird, too?)
[QUOTE=Eureka]
Indignantly I am NOT a weirdo. I’m just fascinated by how successful the Hosts are at appearing to be human.
[/QUOTE]
I’m sorry. Do you think we’re giant animatronic devices? I don’t think there’s a sign that says “Chuckie Cheese’s” out front…
Ok, scratch off the stalker idea.
Eureka, do you know who really runs this country?
[QUOTE=Diomedes]
I’m sorry. Do you think we’re giant animatronic devices? I don’t think there’s a sign that says “Chuckie Cheese’s” out front…
[/QUOTE]
Not exactly. Well, probably not at all. But to have such perfectly ordinary ears, in perfectly ordinary flesh tones, surprises me. I would have expected pointy ears, or green skin or something.
Rysto,
What, you mean it isn’t our properly elected officials and the people they appoint and their staff, etc.?