Pass the salt in the MMP

Yeah, that whole buying a kitten out of spite thing didn’t really work out how I thought it would.

He’s a very long cat. He easily stands up to rest his chin on the kitchen counters or island, no stretching involved. (He is allowed to have his chin on the counters because we think it’s just too cute for words. He is NOT allowed to have feet, not even toes, on the counters.)

All that to say that GG didn’t need to land on the bathroom counter, he did it because he’s a cat and that was easier than dodging his slave’s waving arms to land on the floor. Plus, counter.