How would I draw on her with my * Accipiter striatus*?
I voted for “Move the bag yourself” but FTR it would be in the form of “Knocking that shit to the floor”.
Agreed. I guess practices vary around the country, but around here we never touch other people’s stuff. That’s how you get the rest of the train and the conductors on the culprit’s side.
Yeah. I could imagine how it’d go if my case.
<gnoitall picks bag up off seat>
“Sleeper”: HEY! Let go of mah bag!
<gnoitall drops bag on floor from height of 4 feet>“Done.” <gnoitall sits down, smiling at the sound of broken pieces of whatever was in the bag>
Well, then I guess you’ll have to step back and evaluate the new issue, based on this escalation. But why start out with that presumption?
I hate to be the one that reveals kayaker’s deep secrets, but English is not his first language. In his mother tongue the plural indicator comes at the beginning of a word instead of the end. He actually carries harpies. The offender would be eaten.
ETA: and not in a good way.
EETA: Unless the offender is also vorarephillic.
And then the passenger calls over the conductor and says “gnoitall threw my bag on the floor and broke my property! Call the cops!” And then the police are waiting to escort you off the train at the next station.
Why would I want whatever shit this selfish jerkoff is carrying around the city with her?
Me, I’d go through her pockets and take her wallet.
You’re wasting your obvious writing talents here. :rolleyes: