I blush to say this, but I’ve been told that my china cabinet consists of two…married pieces. Who would have thought?
The US Supreme Court is now sometimes citing dictionaries in their opinions. It is easier, it seems, to let someone else do the thinking.
When will somebody take a stand against these activist dictionaries?
Is there an even lower ring for In a Metal Mood??? 
Only if you keep in mind just what sort of perverts those leprechauns really are, what with their green clovers, yellow moons, purple horseshoes, and ice-blue dildos.
You want to talk about unholy unions? My *aunt *is married to my uncle! Isn’t that fucked up?
Yeah, we’re magically suspicious.
I wouldn’t be surprised at hearing that some fundies don’t have a clear under standing of science.
I just finished watching an excellent series on evolution. Thoroughly watchable except for the last segment, which focused hugely on creationists. There was an incredible amount of Stupid packed into that hour.
One bonehead said (paraphrased) “So evolution says that God created Adam out of one ball of slime and created Eve out of another ball of slime? That’s sacreligious!”
Hobbits, I think.
Right. Only Adam got created out of a ball of slime. Eve was created out of spareribs.
Then why isn’t pork kosher?
No wonder women are boneless. :eek: