Pat Robertson's Days of the Week

In the Straight Dope column for 20-Feb-1981, ‘Who decided the day should be divided into 24 hours?’, Cecil writes, regarding the calendar created by the French National Convention in 1793:

“Each day was also given its own name, some of which were less inspired than others, e.g., Eggplant, Manure, Shovel, Gypsum, Billy Goat, Spinach, and Tunny Fish.”
A few years ago, I read an article that alluded to a proposal by Pat Robertson (of ‘700 Club’ infamy) to rename the days of the week, because most of the current names are based on Norse gods, who are obviously not Christians.

Unfortunately, that article did not give the names which Robertson proposed, and I’ve had no luck in finding any online or offline source of those names. Not even an e-mail to TPTB at 700club.com elicited a response.

Does anyone know what were the names that Robertson suggested?

Ed.

Sunday
God Day
Jesus Day
I Can Heal Your Gallstone Through the Television Day
Send Me Some Money Day
Kick Back at My Estate With a Private Airstrip Day
Hope They Don’t Find Out About the Hookers Day

For that matter, several months of the Year are named after pagan deities (January = Janus, March = Mars, June = Juno).

If centuries of Christian leaders saw no reason to change things, why start now?

Because of the current “War Against Christianity”. How does it look to plan battles and have to refer to the enemy just by mentioning the day of the week you are going to protest against “Will and Grace”?