Patrick Robinson is out of his mind, but he's so bad he's good

Robinson is a wanna-be Clancy, but his books are utterly nonsensical. Nevertheless, I love them anyway, if for no reason other than to turn the pages wondering how much worse it can get (and they are entertaining.)

Some examples of his style:

  • A special forces leader lectures his men about the virtues of eating dark whole wheat bread vs. empty-nutrition white bread;
  • A terrorist travels all the way to rural America to see a woman (an old flame) whom he still loves and is willing to let himself get arrested by;
  • A military submarine captain bellows “Mercury is in retrograde!” at his crew since he bases his decisions off of astrology;
  • Taiwan runs a secret nuclear-weapons program in a remote island in the Southern Ocean near Antarctica;
  • The United States attacks and sinks Russian Kilo-class submarines simply because they were being sent en route for delivery to China (the buyer);
  • Terrorists hijack a submarine and start firing cruise missiles at the U.S. Eastern Seaboard
  • An enemy nuclear-tipped torpedo blows up an American aircraft carrier, but the U.S. government tries to pass it off as “errr…a nuke stored inside one of our carriers accidentally went off.”

It’s useless hacks like this guy that always gave me hope I could make serious money in that genre too if I ever tried. Dan Brown being Exhibit 1 in that.

Not too late for you to start wading in the water. Worth a try…

Speaking of Browns…you ever check out the USAF version of Dan Brown…Dale Brown?

Oops. Yeah, Dale Brown is the crappy writer of B-52 garbage MilFic I meant. Dan Brown is the more famous writer of … other … garbage.

Thank you.