Or somebody who works for him does, read this, esp. the bit in the middle.
He’s got a reputation for being witty. I’ve always liked him. He’s done a lot of good with his food emporium.
My god, that’s funny–“salad tossing and cross dressing”? 
And who can forget Newman’s sudden appearance in the studio audience at David Letterman’s first CBS show, bellowing, “Where the hell are the singing cats?!?”
(For the humor impaired, it was a reference to the Broadway production “CATS”, which was playing just down the street from Letterman’s new home at the Ed Sullivan Theatre.)
The one for his brand of popcorn is hysterical. Same with his iced tea lemonaid
Okay, I’ve always liked Newman’s products. We’ve got his pink lemonade in the fridge right now.
But anyone who uses “salad-tossing” in a promotional site has won my business.
I’m buying his dressing next time I’m at the store!
Of course he has a sense of humor! Haven’t you ever heard of “Slapshot”? A classic indeed!
“You know, your son looks like a…”- Reg Dunlop
There was a recent Simpsons episode in which Homer discovers that Marge has been fantasizing about the “Brawny”-esque male model on the packaging of a brand of paper towels. Homer decides to play the same game and looks around the logos on the products in the kitchen. His eyes fall on a jar of Newman’s sauce and the character is briefly animated, with Newman’s voice: