Bon appetit…
Ah, it’s all been done before.
Mmmmmm, Hassenpfeffer. {/Homer]
Heh - I remember the survival course at BSA summer camp when they had a guest instructor who was an Army Ranger. One of the things he taught us was how to trap, kill, skin and cook a rabbit. He demonstrated the killing method with a live rabbit, which went something like this: "Grasp the rabbit by the hind legs, and apply his head firmly to a tree. whap
IIRC, it’s from a poem about where beloved pets go when they die.
The bottom part of the following site should take you to a copy of the poem. I don’t think we’re allowed to post whole copies of things here.