Okay, who stole my girlfriend’s user name? C’mon, out with it! Are there two people here using almost the same name, or is it just one person with two names? I mean, come on, polygamy went out with the 1890s. I only want one of you. The other will have to go. 
What happened to the peach numbers in between?
Peaches ate 'em.
Peaches ate all but Peaches8, or Peaches8 ate the other peaches, or Peaches ate all the peaches and then became Peaches8?
Yes.
At least she didn’t get all the potatoes.
(singing)
I’m movin to the country
I’m gonna eat a lot of peaches
Peaches come from a can
They were put there by a man
In a factory downtown
And if I had my little way
I’d eat peaches every day
Sun soakin bowls just in the shade
I took a little nap where the roots all twist
Squished a rotten peach in my fist
And dreamed about you woman
I poke my finger down inside
Make a little room for an ant to hide
Nature’s candy in my hand, or a can, or a pie
Millions of peaches
Peaches for me
Millions of peaches
Peaches for free
Look out
At last, a good use for that otherwise worthless song… 
How does Flinx fit into this?
And who is Gerbilman?
What a wonderful, warm, friendly welcome to me
[Peaches not to be confused with Peaches8].
How should I react? Should I pull a series of threads called “I too learned a valuable lesson today?” “Welcome
to the unwelcomed”? hhhmmmmm…
Luckily I just read the thread on “your state’s name” and
note that Peaches covers just about all the women in the South. Just half of the population of Florida is something like 6 million give or take a few. That doesn’t include Georgia or North Carolina. We have only Peaches and Peaches8 [gawd, where are all the others?].
Personally, I don’t really care because I have been called
alot more different names in my lifetime. But I guess that
I have committed some online faux pas and therefore will
concede to Peaches8 her unique Username until some other
Southern peach decides to use the same. Now snark, you
should be able to tell us apart.
Hey, Peaches, I didn’t mean to be mean, if you know what I mean. Let me be the first to say welcome! I just wondered if my fiancee was moonlighting under a [slightly] different name, LOL. I have nothing against you whatsoever; I was just curious, that’s all. I’m sure Rose (peaches8) will be welcoming of you, too.
Wally, Flinx is me and I is Flinx.
Thanks, I was beginning to wonder if I needed to whine
for attention.
However, I saw another thread by beagledave with new
names. I might have found some possibilities:
Flunky Wafflenose
Flunky BobbleBuns
ZsaZsaStinkerHumperdink
I think the search should continue…
[inside joke] Peaches, I hear the name “Flinx” has been recently vacated. [/inside joke]
Seriously, I don’t care if you remain as “peaches” and I have no authority to declare that you must get rid of that name. Whatever floats your boat!
I have a sinking feeling that Flinx will not float.
Still looking for a username. There’s beagledave’s
long name game thread. There’s the mix the letters
all up game: peaches cheapes apesche heapecs
nonononononono
This is almost as bad as naming your children…
I think it might get interesting here if you decided to become Flinx. Flinx and peaches8 are getting married, so in effect, peaches and peaches8 would be tying the knot! I’d be p.o.'d, though, so maybe not…
Congratulations Peaches8 and Snark or is it Flinx?
Please don’t ask me to name your children or pets.
I’ll probably still be working on my new username.
LOL, peaches! I’m Snark from now on. Flinx is dead. But Rose and I will probably be naming our own children–in fact, I have an excellent name for our first boychild: Esprix! (j/k, Alan).
Okay, good morning all.
I have talked to peaches before; seems its her real nickname, as I just use flavor names.
You mean, I should think about changing to
plum, or apricot?
nahhhhh
Now miss peaches, YOU also have had the distinct honor of having Wally7 under you!
It happens to all women eventually…
come on Snark: lets name our boy Wally!!