Count me as another one who enjoys vivalostwages’s threads and always looks forward to a fresh batch. (Also, as a freshman comp instructor and occasional AP exam reader, I agree that reading some of these essays will drive you crazy if you don’t find the humor in them.)
Sorry—I was just rewriting the sentence. It wasn’t actually pointed at you.
Please do open all the gem threads and feel free to spread the humor everywhere. That’s what all my email contacts do. They keep asking for more, so I keep giving them more. Supply and demand, right?
I don’t think vivalostwages is laughing at people, but at the essay written. I also don’t sense any spirit of meanness or such in how she presents the content. Nothing smacks of personal attack.
I think it’s all right to find some fun in your job when you could. Programmers have dailywtf.com.
Ah, so some of these gems we’re enjoying represent the foibles of ESL students? You’re a class act.
I’ll agree that the individual linked thread isn’t egregious in its contempt for students, but the search function reveals that it occurs in the context of well over a dozen of such threads over the past few years.
Furthermore, a significant portion (likely the plurality) of vivalostwages posting is comprised of material intended to answer the recurring topic around here: “are the [college students/high school students/youth/kids] of today lesser examples of humanity compared with the shining lights of my generation?” with which she’s usually besides herself to rush to the conclusion that the kids today are fucking retarded. Her own career is mediocrity personified yet she seems to find no greater joy in life than eviscerating the abilities of her students. Here are a few examples:
Ultimately, if the intellect, integrity, and writing ability of the students at her community college or those taking this placement exam falls below her standards I would advise her to decamp for a better institution, but for some reason she has not availed herself of this option as of yet.
Yeah, there are academic jobs just falling off the trees for anyone with an MA or PhD to snap up at will. :rolleyes:
Also, Og forbid she actually stay in the place where she currently works and actually HELP these students improve. Whatever you think of the threads, they tell us nothing about vivalostwages’s abilities or commitment as a teacher. For all we know, she does her absolute best to ensure that everyone under her care actually improves their writing abilities so that they no longer run into the problems discussed in these threads.
Funny thing…a former student just wrote to me on FB to say thanks for all the support and for the scholarship recommendations.
I don’t see any sense of joyful evisceration emanating from the laundry list of quotes in post #31. There’s frustration, certainly. (BTW, “Cell Phone Girl” is a person who walks around in my neighborhood. I have no idea if she’s a student or not and never said she was.)
The gist of this whole pitiful rant seems to be that I should stop posting about work, about students, about any problems with the latter. Hey, maybe it’s time for someone to shut down the RateYourStudents blog too, since that place is chock-full of instructors venting frustrations.
Richard Lederer (Amazon.com : richard lederer) has made some money off of collecting and publishing bloopers. So has Anders Henriksson (Amazon.com : anders henriksson). Why not go after them?
Two instructors at another college collected bloopers from ESL students* (no names) and printed up copies of a book/planner filled with them. One of my colleagues wants to team up and do the same. Inside their book cover, they write that “they shared their secret obsession with collecting humorous student errors made in comp. and in conversation or on tests. They discussed ways to share some of their ‘treasures’ with others who might see the humor in students’ innocent errors…it is their sincere hope that you will appreciate both the struggle and the humor in the all too human effort to communicate.”
They donated the proceeds to charity.
The gem threads are simply a means of sharing some fun. Most of the people on this Board can understand that concept.
WTH’s got you knotted? Did you flunk out of community college or fail your ESL class? It’s harmless, anonymous fun. You’ve been following** viva** around like a little black rain cloud regarding this topic for some time. Why not just skip the threads? I have a feeling that you yourself made an embarrassing mistake on a student essay and cringe at it still. Welcome to the world. And why would she move on? She probably does her students a world of good. If I had to choose between a teacher who could still see humor in absurdities and one who had a stick up her ass, I’d choose the former. I think most people would.
I would also hope that there are teachers of French and Mandarin and Hindi etc that get a chuckle out of English speaking people struggling to learn their written language. There’s no malice involved: simply a recognition that meaning depends on so many factors it’s a wonder at times that we manage to communicate at all.
Plus, they’re hilarious. Sometimes I wonder if the entire essay is constructed from sentences like those posted or are they just randomly inserted into more clearly written works. Some of them are so outlandish, my mind boggles at the writer ever making their argument successfully.
Here’s something to chew on: what do you think nurses talk about in their lounge on break? Stew on that for awhile.
Gasp You mean to say that nurses gripe about patients and doctors and paperwork and each other? The nerve! Those mean-ass meanies!
While writing a story years ago, I discovered that one of my sentences contained a dangling modifier. I shook my head, laughed at the boo-boo, fixed it, and went on with the show. Now I wish I’d saved it so I could add it to the list of gems and let everyone know that I can screw up just as well as anyone else can. Can’t we all?
Seriously, the OP’s got to have something to stew about, evidently, and she happened to choose me and mine. Honestly, can you imagine how much time it must have taken her to search obsessively for all those posts, pick out quotes, take the one about the Cell Phone Girl completely out of context, and parse the hell out of them so she could make the sweeping and incorrect generalization that I disdain EVERY student I’ve ever had over the past 20 years? It’s mind-boggling and somewhat stalker-ish.
I think she needs to get some professional therapy and move out of Bitter Mode already. Staying out of the gem threads should be part of the therapeutic regimen.
Every language learner is going to eventually make mistakes. Occasionally hilarious mistakes. I’ve got a laundry list of my own. It’s much better, much healthier, to laugh off those mistakes and celebrate them as an inevitable part of the process than to act like they’re something to be ashamed of. Kids say the darnedest things and all that.
Or the OP could shut the fuck up and give up his imaginary job of protecting of all gods special little treasures who should never ever have to be embarrassed or insulted and making sure we all conform to his obviously superior moral compass.
I LIKE the gem threads!
