Peewee's Bicycle

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Help me design the ultimate bicylce a la Peewee’s Big Adventure. It will have to be one that has every contingency planned for and gawdsawful ugly. All you have to do is add a number and put in one of its modifications.

  1. Must have a banana seat.
  2. Must have a sideview mirror.
    HUGS!
    Sqrl
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  1. Handlebar tassles - red and white.
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OOOO, I like that.

  1. A basket in the front.

HUGS!
Sqrl

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5: paintball guns mounted on handlebars

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  1. A smaller basket in front of the seat to hold your Sqrly nuts.
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  1. Oil slick generator behind seat (Modifiable to hold thumbtacks or caltrops).
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  1. A loud horn
  2. parachute that shoots out of back when you are going downhill to fast
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  1. A big honking clownlike horn.
  2. a headlight
  3. cards in the spokes
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  1. An umbrella on top in rainbow colours for those hot days.
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  1. Has to have a speedometer.
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15 Sliding beads on the spokes

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The original horn on my niece’s bike was a rubber squirrel. I somehow think that’s fitting. Oh yeah, another vote for baseball cards in the spokes.
Keith

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Gold plating. And a chain-link steering wheel or Mean Green Machine style steering.

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  1. Sparkly pinwheels on top of each handlebar
  2. A bubble wand
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  1. A tall, red flag.
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OOH, I was going to come back in with the sparkly pinwheels.

  1. Logo on the side that says, “Yo’ Mama Bikes.”
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a long “whip tail” antenna with a fox tail on the end.
a GPS

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“Spokie-Dokes” and yes they are the coolest. Why else would I have them on my mountain bike right now?

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Oh yes, if it’s going to be PeeWee-esque, it’s got to have those compartments on the sides of the rear rack with a couple miles of plastic chain to wrap the bike up in when you park it!

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  1. Don’t forget those big balloon tires with whitewalls