Well, a good tailor needs to know these things when altering trousers.
Thanks…I caught that as it was being posted, but I just hoped no one would call me on it 
I would have let it go, but I couldn’t resist posting a link to an actual Phallus.
Well, colleges may have embraced The Vagina Monologues and its spinoffs, but two Minnesota high school students have discovered that their principal, a secretary, and others have objections to the girls’ I (heart) My Vagina buttons. Interestingly (especially in light of elmwood’s Dick joke), one of the young ladies is a Nixon…
From the article:
“More than 100 students have ordered T-shirts bearing “I [heart] My Vagina” for girls and “I Support Your Vagina” for boys.”
“I Support Your Vagina?” That’s really the best they could come up with? Not “I [heart] My Penis?” Not “I [heart] Your Vagina, Too?” sigh Kids these days.