OK, we’ve all seen the new bottled waters coming onto the market - special, healthier water, some with dissolved oxygen, some with caffine. Now there’s Penta Water, which is, well, I’ll quote some of the sales pitch:
"We begin with 100% pure distilled water and process it over two days to modify the structure of the H2O molecule clusters into a tetrahedral structure, similar to the structure of the water molecule clusters found in human cells. This creates a reduced water with a high leeching index and high osmotic drive, resulting in more efficient absorption at the cellular level, quicker re-hydration, more efficient removal of toxins, and faster delivery of O2 to the system. "
“The high osmotic drive and low surface tension of the H2O molecular clusters in Penta-Hydrate can be rapidly absorbed by the body. Since our proprietary process already conforms the H2O clusters into a tetrahedral array similar to that of intra-cellular water, the body does not need to expend excess energy to further break down the water into the easily absorbed tetrahedral clusters (as is necessary with other commercially available bottled water). The easy absorption of water across the cell membrane creates hydroelectric energy, another byproduct of drinking water. Thus, with Penta-HydrateTM, not only are you effectively hydrating the body, but creating energy as well. When cells are properly hydrated they work more efficiently, reducing lost energy.”
Special, low surface tension H2O, that is more easily absorbed by the body. Special, different, H2O, one of the most common molocules on the planet? At over $2.00 a bottle!? This has got to be a joke, right?