Those who eat peanuts and those who don’t.
and that’s what gets the world in trouble.
two types of people…
Those who finish what they
1: People who are dead
2: People I haven’t got around to killing yet.
Chicks I want to stare at and think about having hot monkey sex with
and
People who block my view.
There are three kinds:
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People who learn from reading
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People who learn from watching, and
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People who have to pee on the electric fence all by themselves.
– Mats
There are only two types of people in this world - coconut palms and northern black reticulated savanna pythons. Y’see, you either get to strangle safariers, or drop coconuts on their head. Then there are those who can change between the two - strangle with coconuts, or—
(collapses and trembles in fear before the Almighty Pinkie-Nail-Clipper)