There are two kinds of people . . .

In My Humble Opinion
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Those who divide people into two groups, and those who don’t.

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There are two kinds of people:

a) My love and I

b) Other

*Much apologies to Stepin Merrit

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Those that get it

And those do not.

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People who get on well with their neighbors,
And my neighbors.

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two kinds of people…

  1. the kind who understand me

  2. the kind who don’t

  3. those who believe in true love

  4. those who wish they could

there are 3 kinds of people…

  1. those who can count
  2. those who can’t
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There are two kinds of people:

  1. Those who complete their sentences
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There are two kinds of people:

Us.
And the other guys.

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Dopers and freaking morons? Wait, the two aren’t mutually exclusive.

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Cardinal Richlieu: “There are two kinds of people: those to be tortured and the Spanish Inquisition and the… no, hang on, sorry, there are three kinds of people: those to be tortured, the Spanish Inquisition, the Pope and… no, sorry, there are four kinds of…”
Cardinal Fang: “Get the comfy chair!”

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… me and y’all.

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“…Pinball people and Video Game people. I’m bettin’ you’re a pinball person, Freddy.”

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People who find Monty Python hilarious.
People who don’t.

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Elvis people and Beatles people.

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There are two kinds of people in this world: those who think there are two kinds of people in this world and those who don’t.

Also…

There are three kinds of people in this world: those who can count, and those who can’t.

– Bob

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  1. People that dance

  2. People that can’t hear the music

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Rue, Thanks A Million for the laugh! :slight_smile:

Two types of people:

  1. Tab “A”
  2. Slot “B”
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Bob,
beat you to it :stuck_out_tongue:

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Ack. Missed that one. Bleah.

– Bob

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My original post:

BobShroedk said

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There are two kinds of people in the world:

Givers :slight_smile: and Takers :frowning: