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In My Humble Opinion
1

There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who understand binary.
Those who don’t.
(yeah…it’s an old one… )

2

There are two kinds of people in the world

Those that are belligerent and antagonistic
and the rest can go fuck emselves.

3

There are three kinds of people in the world.
Those that can count, and those that can’t.

4

There’re 2 kinds of people in the world:

Us and them.

5

There are exactly 17 types of people in the world. You? Ah…you’re a 12, definitely a 12.

6

There are two kinds of people in the world:

Those who enjoy breakfast, and those who prefer lunch. And those whose favorite meal is dinner.

Three! Three kinds of people in the world:

Those who enjoy breakfast, those who prefer lunch, and those who like dinner.

And some people subsist on light snacking throughout the day.

Four! There are four kinds of people in the world.

Those who enjoy breakfast, and…

I’ll come in again.

7

There are two kinds of politicians in this world:
Those who are liars, and those who are DAMN liars.

“There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on.” - Robert Byrne