I think they must have decided that just leaving Brad Pitt on the cover until he dies would be somehow unfair. 
Yes, dear. Especially since he doesn’t hold a candle to Pierce. OTOH, if they want to leave Pierce on the cover every year for the rest of his life…well, I can live with THAT! 
[sub]love you, honey![/sub]
hic yew allllll can go hit yourselves over the head with plastic PIPES!!! Yup yup hic Brosnan looks like a british opossum! hic The hansomest man in the world ish Mark Echbok! hic
This is such a serious competition too!
I’ve noticed that People magazine, which depends on its livelihood on interviews with celebrities doesn’t sponsor a sexiest woman alive contest. Can’t imagine that they’d ever get another female celebrity interview there would be so many p.o.'d female celebs!