I need a street outfit to go with those goggles, cosplay?
“Oh stewardess, I speak jive.”
Honestly, I don’t want to know what those little assholes are trying to say.
I know, but was just picturing: “Remember when I said I’d kill myself last? I lied.”
Do they do wingdings also?
Cuz wannabe punks never falsely claim affiliation with gangs famous in the media.
Do you really think a gang is breaking into cars to steal shit?
Right. They’re probably busy curing cancer.
Leave your door open the next time you go out for a few hours. sounds like that problem would solve itself.
Why else would they be breaking into cars?
No but they are busy with endeavors that generate a lot more revenue than stealing Celene Dion’s greatest hits on CD from Wesley’s car. You know who breaks into cars in suburbs or parking lots, punk kids still in high school or crack heads.
FAQ #19: The standard Graffoggles come with Helvetica Demi-Bold pre-loaded. Additional fonts require an SD card and an upgrade to Graffoggles 2.0 or 2.1.5. Fonts must be OpenType or Postscript Type 1 fonts.
Or users may purchase the “MikeyJudge InYoFaceOldF*ks” commemorative version, with ten custom fonts and ten mp3s pre-loaded.
Notes:
Most free fonts from DaFont.com will have bad kerning.
Users have reported that Papyrus won’t work. That is just as well.
We are not sure about Comic Sans. No one’s had the nerve to try.
FAQ #20: No, we have had no luck with Reverse Graffoggles that turn Helvetica into Graffiti. You’ll just have to read your math textbook the same boring way everyone’s done for centuries.
In my neighborhood it’s punk kids that want to be gang members, but aren’t tough enough. Hince, I mention Stand Your Ground Laws. The want-to-bees will back off when there is a real possibility they could be hurt.
Packers fans? I hate those guys!
:eek: Oh, no! Lying is a sin!
Teabaggers?
Would that be the Gangsta Disciples? (I have a friend who used to live in Cleveland and was a member – though by his account he only joined for the beat-in and the chance to beat back – strange fellow.)
Maybe he misread the flyer and was hoping for some kind of combative circle jerk.
Lutherans.
That’s exactly what he got, only without any exposed penises.
Bible thumpers?