As noted here, we have developed a problem with skunks. The wife won’t let me shoot them (something about “there are laws against firing a gun inside the city limits” or some such nonsense like that) so today when I saw one nosing up to the cat dish I cautiously approached it and nailed it in the face with pepper spray. Score! It did not like that one little bit. Since I had scampered out of range, all it could do was scurry off in a hissy. Fuck with me, will ya? I can fire stink just as well as you can!
Just thought you should know. Carry on.
Okay, so that makes the score, what, Humans–1, Skunks–Eleventy-million?
don’t get cocky, kid
So what you’re saying is, be on the lookout for a blind, angry, possibly vengeful skunk? Yipe.