I just read the perfect Americanism:
What is it with you guys and your therapists anyway.
Don’t have a therapist. Wanna play some darts?
What was the context? Because that sounds like someone was kidding.
Sounds like a joke about '80s Californians.
Well, the respective parties’ lawyers should talk first, arranging the meeting of the therapists.
Where did you read this?
It’s probably only appropriate for parts of NY and CA, not really applicable to most of the rest of the US.
tell me all you know about the U.S. from your comfy seat in Denmark.
Got you beat. America in 4 words.
We all need therapists because, in high school, we all had to read (or perform in) “Hamlet” which was set in DENMARK! Thanks f’nuthin!
But first, make sure your compliance officer has verified that everyone meets diversity regulations.
What’s with the attitude? Perhaps you could benefit from therapy.
And, I would be willing to guess, very small parts.
Where DO people GET this stuff? 
Meanwhile I just ate the perfect Danish. What is it with you guys and your pastries anyway?
My therapist says this thread sucks.
Jesus high-fived him, so I think he’s probably right.
Hollywood?
How long have you felt this way? Would you like to change?
Tell me all the good things you remember … about your thread
My thread?
Yes
Uh… [BLAM!]
Seconded.
Also this:
Really. Or same-era Upper-East-Siders. Even from the 70s, if in a Woody Allen film.