“Why would an all-powerful being create an imperfect being, then punish it for being impefect?” I saw this written in a public toilet and it caused me to flush.
I’m not sure of what the intent of the OP is, but let’s move this over to MPSIMS for now.
Colibri
General Questions Moderator
Dunno. Hang on, I gotta wash my hands. – P. Pilate.
“Then I got a second chance
made perfect beings who shit their pants”
Could God create a person so imperfect even He could not salvage it?
Give your God a little class – don’t write His name where you wipe your ass.
Burma Shave!
If there is a god, he’s probably created zillions of creatures by now and can’t remember where he put them all, let alone who they are and what they’ve been up to. After all, does a brewer know where each of the yeast buds in his beer are?
This sounds like the plot for a recently released sci-fi movie.
Impefect? God also didn’t teach them how to spell.
The Lord works in mysterious ways. Like a couchbound dad who tells his kid “you’ll understand when you’re older” when asked why his half-assed attempt at restoring a 57’ Chevy rests and rusts atop concrete blocks over a patch of long-dead grass in the backyard. And go get me another Stroh’s!
“Here I sit
brokenhearted.
Tried to create perfect beings like myself
but only farted.”
Sounds more like the restrooms in the research library I practically lived in during college.
Including the ironic misspelling.
The red kind of flush, or the toilet kind of flush? Or both? Many of my nickels will be won or lost by your intended meaning.
Sounds like Henry Clerval is ranking on Victor Frankenstein in public again.
I miss Dennis Miller.
There is no indication that the all-powerful being in the quote in the OP is perfect. 
More to the point: nor that it punishes its creatures for being imperfect.
I only came in here because I thought it was about my wife punishing the kids. Nevermind.
I am Nomad. You are imperfect.