Performing musicians: Last-minute substitutions in the band

I’ve filled in for bands variously on guitar, bass or vocals – sometimes two of those things at once.

In my experience, it kind of goes like this:

Most drummers can pretty well fake their way through anything, as long as they can keep a beat. They don’t have to worry about key or chord changes, so if they’re at least keeping decent time, most of the audience doesn’t know the difference.

Bass is the next easiest, in that it’s possible to pare down the basslines to a bare minimum for songs you don’t know. Essentially, you can just thump roots and follow the guitarists.

Guitar, you kind of have to know something. When I’ve filled on guitar, I’ve usually been able to at least get a song list and (for originals) a tape up front, and get in at least one rehearsal or two, even if it’s just during the sound check.

Vocals is pretty easy if you can sneak a lyric sheet onto the stage somewhere. I’ve taped them to mike stands, or down on the floor.

I’ve only done one fill in gig absolutely cold, and without even an idea of a set list. The band did only hair band covers, like Guns 'N Roses, and Poison and Motley Crue, and I did have some degree of a repertoire for those songs, even though it wasn’t what I was really into. I got called to do this gig with them at some bar out in the sticks. I asked them for a song list, and the singer said, “oh, we’ll just wing it.” So I get to the gig, and we did a couple of songs I knew at the soundcheck, and then during the gig, we would just huddle up between every song, and they’d be like, “do you know 'Sweet Child ‘O Mine?’ OK, let’s do that.” Then after that, “Do you know ‘You Shook me All Night Long?’ Ok let’s do that.”

Needless to say, it was a pretty sloppy gig, but these guys were lackadasical slackers just in it to try to get laid.

I’m a drummer, and like DtC said, we can fake songs pretty easily. I once sat in for a surf band I had never seen before. That was very easy as most surf songs are simple as hell. On another occasion I was called to fill in for a sick drummer of an “alternative rock” band I had never heard of or seen before. They gave me an idea of the general feel of the song, and the tempo, then nodded for changes pretty much. About 3/4 of the way through the set, they told the audience that we had just met an hour or so earlier, and people seemed really surprised. I was far more surprised that we made it an hour and a half without at least one noticeable error.

On a separate occasion, I was watching my friend’s band play at a club one night. He was the drummer, and he saw me there. They were playing covers, originals, and jams that night. Towards the end of the show he says “Is there a drummer in the house?” I knew he was referring to me, so I ran up and he handed me the sticks. The drummer went to the restroom, and grabbed a drink. The guys in the band asked if I knew “Talk dirty to me” by Poison, and I said that I did. I knew the song alright, I just didn’t know the drum part as well as I thought I did. Plus, I was more than a bit drunk. Luckily, so was everyone else in attendance, so they didn’t mind that much when I absolutely butchered that very simple rock drum part. Such is rock.

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[hijack for a musician joke]

Three days before the opening concert of the season, one of the trumpet players was stricken ill, and the conductor had exhausted all of his resources for a replacement. In desperation, he begged the orchestra members, “Doesn’t anyone know a trumpet player we can call in?” A viola player said, “Maestro, I know a trumpet player. He’s a jazz musician, but I guarantee he will do a great job.”

The conductor groaned, “Not a jazz musician! They are totally unreliable. Absolutely not!” But when he couldn’t find anyone else, he relented and asked the jazz trumpet player to fill in.

After the final dress rehearsal, the conductor approached his fill-in trumpet player and said, “I owe you a big apology. I was sure you would screw things up and be a big pain in the ass to boot, but you have been every inch the professional and have played beautifully – no, brilliantly! I can’t think you enough for shooting down all my prejudices against jazz musicians.”

The trumpet player replied, “Hey, it was the least I could do, since I have another gig for tomorrow night.”

[/hijack]

Just read a biography of country singer Trisha Yearwood when they mentioned this very problem. Yearwood’s lead guitarist was an expectant father and was going to have his road manager (a former musician) learn his parts for a show or two. When his wife went into premature labor before the manager could be taught the parts, the manager had to learn his parts in one hour:

I don’t get it.

… neither do I. (musician speaking, though not trumpet)

I believe the joke is that the jazz trumpeter was blowing off another gig to be there.

I saw that this was a zombie, and so I wasn’t going to ask, but since it’s been bumped, the question has been asked, and freckafree is still active on the boards as of yesterday:

I don’t get it either. Please to be explaining.

I hear zombies can just pick up an instrument and jam.

(This thread is from 2009)

Concerning the joke: The conversation took place after the final dress rehearsal.The actual performance would be…tomorrow night.

I read it as he played as beautifully because he would be at a DIFFERENT gig tomorrow night. In other words, he will not be playing the actual performance and just wasted their time.