welcome to hive…mind Mr2001. here we get to ponder the cube nature of time and eat crayons oh ya watch out for the doubters…!
Did you guys feel that? It’s like the universe itself was flowing through my fingers as I posted. Sweet.
Anyone got some Funyuns? The spirit realm is totally telling me to go to Jack in the Box, but like, all this energy is clouding my mind. I don’t think the spirits want me to drive.
Well, if Brutus will put down his crayons for a little while, I’ll eat some Funyuns, and Mr2001 can vicariously enjoy them via the hive tongue.
Neato. Now I’d like to see you (err… us, the Schizocorpum Hivemind of The Dope) channel Collunsbury to see his (our?) response to this travesty.
And now, the moment you’ve been waiting for:
THE SUPRA-DELUXXE QUESTION MAD LIBS.
To play along at home, please make ready a pair of six-sided dice (or at least dice which, in this quantum, appear to have the waveform of being associated with peak fluctuations of greater than zero and less than seven).
NOUNS
2. doubt
3. flux
4. waveform
5. quantum
6. energy
7. spirit
8. mind
9. understanding
10. timecube
11. rhythm
12. cosmos
ADJECTIVES
2. cosmic
3. cosmic
4. cosmic
5. cosmic
6. cosmic
7. cosmic
8. cosmic
9. cosmic
10. cosmic
11. cosmic
12. weird
ADVERBS
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.
11.
12.
Now simply roll the dice and create your own post by Question. Great for those slow days when entertaining Pit threads are hard to find! Amuse your friends!
you are all educated stupid, you can you doubt the (adjective) (noun) of the (noun) when the (adjective) of the (adjective) (noun) is so (adjective)? you are a coward, open your (adjective) (noun) and accept the (noun) of the (adjective) (noun).
In next week’s Question Mad Libs, we use verbs!
FISH
Wow, all that mental masturbation sure brought him a lot of attention. I interpret his post to be: blahblahblahblahquantumblahblahblahblah.
Stop it before you go blind, Question.
I’m shocked, shocked, to find that Question has been banned in here!
All great crackpots are unappreciated in their time.
I realize that I’m a little late to this party, but while Question and Kurdt Kobain are clearly idiots, I think that NYNJVATXPA’s contributions to this thread http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=129351 perhaps more closely match the classical definition of an idiot.
Ah, yes, I remember NYN well! Only seven posts, all in that thread. Perhaps its keepers caught it and got the straitjacket back on before it could post again.
Oh, well. I expect Lynn, the Patient But Finally Fed-Up, will be closing this sucker down now.
:: Sits back and awaits the next gormless loon ::
Wow! How did I ever miss NYNJVATXPA?! Maybe we could round up these folks and put them all in one place, so they could talk to each other. We could call it the “Dope Message Board.”