Personal ad for my rat- any takers?

Greyish-black male seek aromatic female for breeding, possibly LTR.
My hobbies include hiding and smelling things. I like anything with a high fat content, and don’t even try to stick a vegetable in front of my face.
Oh, and i love my mom more than anything in the world.
I have a mild congenital skin condition, but it’s not very visible because I’m quite hairy, and besides, I more than make up for it with my HUGE… never mind.
E-mail me at clavicle75@hotmail.com for a chewy night.

I have a thing for rats.

But I don’t want to breed with one. So where does that leave me?

Incompatible with Richard Gere, I guess.