My dogwalking friend told me* that I looked like Ignatius J. Reilly. I don’t see it.
*from a distance of six feet
I can see it. It’s the snazzy pants.
Those pants plus that carpeting is quite a combo. Can not recommend. 
How are you NOT an Influencer?
Is that carpet growing up the walls?
I live in an apartment I can afford with disability as my only income. It’s a sweet location, and a lot of space, but the low rent is reflected in the state of disrepair. The aesthetics can best be described as “1990s Wear-'n-Tear.” The landlord is a Chicago cop who prefers cash payment if you know what I mean and I think you do.
Hmmm… that sounds a lot like Joe Bob Briggs, Drive-In Movie Critic of Rockwall, Texas. Yeah, he’s still rockin’, along with girlfriends Cherry Dilday and Wanda Bodine, inventor of Aerobic Rockabilly Jazzercise.
I haven’t seen or heard of Joe Bob for years and years. Now that Covid-19 is causing a Drive-In Renaissance, will we be seeing more of his Drive-in Fu?
Could be…