Perv Babies

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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So, I’m online & my twin toddlers are, well, toddling around. Digging into the Tupperware, pulling out toys, making racket. Usual 13-month-old stuff. All’s well chez fessie.

And I become engrossed in some story or another when part of my brain notices it’s become unusually quiet. There’s just a straining shuffling grunting sound coming from the kitchen behind me.

I turn around to see both son and daughter on the floor, on all fours. He’s behind her, has pulled down her diaper, and is smacking her on the ass! And she’s laughing!

I swear to you all, we have NOT been playing hide-the-salami in front of the little 'uns.

Oy.

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Ah…

they’ve already found your stash of porn.

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Take a photo for posteriority.

4

If you must, don’t have it developed at Wal-Mart.

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ooooh, that’s gonna make a great story when they’re 17 years old, and bring a date home to meet you, before they go out to the holo-movies.

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Babies are cute!

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Thanks for the giggle. :smiley: Did you have a camera on hand at the time?

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I’m so hoping they’re names don’t start with an S and an M.

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Mine, Dummy starts with a D.

“their”

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Glad you guys got a chuckle - I really should’ve snapped a few pix, but I was somewhat stunned. Guess I need to become accustomed to such moments.

Funny thing - my former (unmarried) initials were SM!

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My husband’s initial is S and mine is M. Naturally, I would write S&M in our return address…

:smiley:

Wish you’d had a camera at the ready - what a Kodak moment!

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If you take the jumpy tigger and tickle me elmo, you can make absurd porn…

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I can truthfully top that. Before I got married my intials were SNM. It took me years to figure out why that was so funny. :wink:

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What do expect? They’re always sucking on their mother’s boobs, no wonder they’re all screwed up!