I don’t think I’ve seen “humpmuffin” on this thread yet. It’s one I’ve used in the past.
Ah oh. miss red, I think I may have called you Sweetie more than once. Forgive me. It’s just that you are such a Cutie Pie! Oops! How did that slip out! Oh, hell.
Just don’t run me down with your truck!
My first husband called me “Bee Poop.” That was his version of Honey. I call him “My Ex.”
Zeldar calls me a special name, but I just can’t give it away. The cat calls him “Big Gray Fuzzy.”