With Kung-Fu!
Vegas, car chases, rocket launchers, kung-fu, Angelina Jolie, damn. Ya gotta’ hand it to Tolkien. I love the classics.
With Kung-Fu!
Vegas, car chases, rocket launchers, kung-fu, Angelina Jolie, damn. Ya gotta’ hand it to Tolkien. I love the classics.
The parts of the three trolls call for actors capable of doing great rustic dialect comic voices. I’m thinking of accents like I’ve heard from people of southwest England, perhaps. Of course the trolls will be CGI.
I’d be fine if the trolls just talked like pirates (which arguably is a rustic English accent). Arrr!
There is a somewhat troubling continuity problem with the trolls of the Hobbit book (talking, carrying talking pocket purses, etc) vs the trolls of the LOTR movies.
I for one was sure one of the pirates in the PotC movies was the same guy who played Butterbur in LotR but it was just the same rustic English accent.
I also hope the Sun-struck trolls will end up in exactly the same positions as those we saw briefly in LOTR, in the background as Frodo was ailing from the jab of the Nazgul blade.
I think the trolls should be named Maurice, Lawrence and Jerome.
Ok, I am whooshed, I don’t get the reference and of course I need to point out the trolls already have names. Tom, Bert and Bill Huggins.
Moe, Larry, Curly.
nitpick: Moses, Louis, and Jerome.
Hmm, according to various Googled sources, the Hobbit trolls spoke with Cockney accents. I’m not seeing any word from JRR on the issue.
I’m also not sure how you might say “ya numbskull! woob-woob-woob!” in Cockney.
NYT has something up here.
Sounds like Merry and Pippin’s Excellent Tavern-Hopping Adventure to me. Plus Aragorn getting his Arwen crush on.
whadda’ you, a wiseguy?
…and the Shire being taken over by Dunlenders led by a suspciously familiar old man.
/rolls on the floor laughing hysterically/
[minority opinion]
I hate the idea of Peter Jackson doing this. Hate it.
I hates me some PJ.
[/minority opinion]
I doubt that Jackson is really going to have anything to do with the movie. “Executive producer” is a title that usually means that they’ve just paid to slap their name on the film. A good example of this is that Stan Lee is the “executive producer” for most of the Marvel based films but he had no input or control.
From the link I posted earlier: