Say you pull a thorn out of the Pope’s butt and he grants you one wish. You wish for Peter Jackson to eat some bad sushi on the day the director for The Hobbit is chosen. He pukes all over the head of New Line Cinema and is sent away in shame and dishonor. The only reasonable choice left to direct the movie is YOU!
But wait! How do you handle it?
It’s a little bit too long to fit into one movie, but there’s no good breaking point to make it two movies, and the public is very fickle; while breaking Lord of the Rings up into multiple movies was a brilliant idea that worked amazingly well, it could been seen as a gimmick if tried again. So what do you cut out?
How long would your movie be (don’t say 7 hours - let’s try to keep it realistic) and how would it progress from start to finish? How much time would you spend on key events? It is presumed that much would have to be taken out for reasons of time - would you add anything?
Do you keep the same cast? Ian Holm as Bilbo? Sir Ian McKellen as Gandalf? Should Gandalf be shown to look slightly younger?
How would you handle the appearance of Gollum? The public is very accustomed to how he looks, but he would likely have looked quite different in the age of the Hobbit, between being outside of his cave and away from the life-preserving powers of the ring for many years. Do you stay with the tried-and-true look that works or be true to the hardcore fans and give him a makeover?
Does Agent Smith get to keep his role as Elrond?
Who will play the major uncast roles, such as Bard?
Will Beorn make the cut this time?
Do the dwarfs still look fat and stocky (as well as nearly immobile), with huge, face-engulfing beards, or will they get a slightly more friendly, more agile, less cluttered look?
Will Hobbiton and Rivendale look the same?
Will you include the battle of the five armies?
Will the orcs/“goblins” look the same?
Will the eagles look the same? (I’m trying not to comment…yet…but I thought the eagles looked quite poor in the movies and will need a significant makeover. Opinions?)
What else would you do? What would change? What would stay the same?