Pets who "disappear" themselves, and then turn up fine in the most astonishing places

We lost Daisy the Beagle this morning. No, she didn’t die, or run away–we just *lost *her. How do you “lose” a 20 lb. beagle?

I assumed all morning that she was up in Bonzo’s room, helping him sleep in after his arduous all-nighter playing D&D, but when he emerged, she wasn’t in there. We walked all through the house and the yard, calling and whistling. No Daisy. I thought, “Now, this isn’t funny anymore.” It thundered and lightninged basically all night, and she hates thunderstorms, so I assumed that she’d crawled into some cubbyhole and then couldn’t get out again. She blew out her ACL a couple years ago and has been pretty gimp ever since then. And since she wasn’t in Bonzo’s room, it would have been uncharacteristic for her not to emerge and check in when the rest of us all got up.

So that meant she was stuck somewhere (assuming she wasn’t [gulp] dead somewhere. I had grim visions of her suffocated under a pile of clothing in La Principessa’s room…)

So I began a room-to-room search, checking each square inch of each room.

Finally, literally the last place I looked, under our bed in the master bedroom, up under the headboard directly beneath the Pack Leader’s pillow, there was a beagle nose peering out at me from the gloom.

And the reason it was the last place I looked was, I knew perfectly well that the whole under-bed storage area is totally full of, well, under-bed storage. Shoes, old videos, exercise mats–it’s full. I would have thought you couldn’t get a hamster in there, let alone a beagle.

And there’s only about 4 inches of clearance to begin with, so I couldn’t visualize her squeezing herself in there. But squeeze she did, and then couldn’t get out again. I had to have Bonzo lift up the entire bed, and then she was too stiff and gimp to get out, so I had to climb over and extract her from her niche like a nut from a shell.

Dogs. Oy.

We lost our hamster once when I was a kid. It was a Saturday, so Mom and Dad were at work when we noticed the empty hamster cage. My sisters and I (ages 12, 11, 10 and 4) looked high and low for the hamster, but no sign of her was to be found.

But wait! Going through the hall, I hear a sound behind the baseboard vent (forced air system) and call my sisters to the scene. We agree that it’s not just random noise, so I get a screwdriver and start to remove the vent.

But wait! The voice of reason (must have been my older sister…) postulates that pulling the vent cover will release dust and whatnot; if it stains the carpet, we’ll be in for it. Newspaper is retrieved from the living room and placed strategically on the floor to catch any dust or whatnot and prevent the scolding that it would bring. I start to loosen a screw on the vent cover.

But wait! The voice of what could really go wrong (that’s gotta be my younger sister) wants to know how we know it’s our hamster in there. It could be a rat, waiting to pounce and injure us and make a mess and get us all in trouble. Wow, she might be right! I get my pinata bat, explain to my sisters how to remove the vent and get out of the way, in case I have to pound a rat with the bat. More cautiously now, vent removal resumes.

But wait! It must be the voice of reason again…if we pound a rat to a pulp, won’t that be likely to result in blood stains? We all know that could lead to chastisement from the parents, but we’re on a mission from god now. A shower curtain on the floor to protect the floor, sheets of newspapers on the shower curtain so we don’t tear the shower curtain, blockades established in the hall lest the rat escape from the scene, and all parties clear as to what to do and when to do it…tentatively, vent removal proceeds.

One screw, then the other. My sister gives me a look to say, don’t clobber me with that bat. I give her a look to say, just snatch the vent and back the heck up. Another sister reminds me not to clobber the rodent if it’s our hamster. Time pauses for a moment and suddenly, my sister yanks the vent away and hops back! Nothing. Behind the wall, the vent drops deep below floor level. But, again, we hear movement in the darkness below.

I grab a flashlight and a pair of goggles. Hey, I have to stick my head in there…I don’t want to get my eyes clawed out by hordes of mutant rats. (The threat seems to have escalated as we discussed the possibilites. Too many 50’s and 60’s monster movies.) Two of my sisters flank me now, prepared to pull me back if I start screaming. I look in and find…our hamster, looking up at me, about 18" below. All thoughts of the rat threat behind us now, we can’t reach the hamster and she can’t climb up the sheet metal ductwork. Sure, she could fall easily enough, but getting out is another thing.

The solution? Her hamster wheel, lowered on a string, with a hamster treat tied to the wheel to lure her onto it and keep her busy till we got her back to the land of the living. We never did figure out where she got into the ductwork and, although she escaped her cage again after that, she never entered the ducts again.

I lost a hamster once. My roommate found it when she opened up the drawer under the stove to retrieve a pot. Hamster was in the pot. Screaming and calamity ensued.

My cat once escaped from the vets. It was 12 kilometers away from our house. Every day for about a week we went to the area and called “kitty, kitty” till we were hoarse. Nine days later I was “sitting” in the washroom and I heard a little “meow” at the window. It was our kitty. Much happiness and crying ensued.

Beagles. They’re fun critters. They’ll get wedged in somewhere or sleep somewhere…really anywhere comfortable…just so long as the nose is poking out.

We had a hamster who was a serious escape artist – but I’d find him the next morning, calmly sharing the kitty kibble with the cat. :dubious:

And more traumatically, when I was in high school we moved into a new house, and after the movers left we couldn’t find our cat Princess anywhere. We hunted and hunted and called her, and roamed the neighborhood looking for her, and came home and wept. She was missing for 17 hours; I remember it well.

It turned out that she’d gotten into a closet under the stairs, but the board backing the stairs didn’t quite come down to the ground. So scared of the strange men clomping around, she’d crawled into the space under the bottom step – and then couldn’t get back out again. And by the time we found her, she’d lost her voice from meowing so long for us to find her. :frowning:

It was seriously the most traumatic event of my life up to that point. We got that silly cat when I was 6 years old, and my daughter was 6 years old when Princess finally had to be put to sleep at age 22. She was a truly amazing cat. But she about gave us permanent heart failure at her disappearance that day!

Ex-boyfriend’s brother had a cat that went missing. For two days we could hear her meowing but couldn’t find her. Finally, we realized she had found a crawl space in the attic, and had worked her way from the crawl space into the wall between my room and the outside. Luckily little bro was pretty slim, and managed to crawl partway into the wall and lure her to him. We pulled them both out of the crawl space, covered in dust, her meowing like crazy the whole time. She looked at us all like “WHAT TOOK YOU GUYS SO LONG?!?!?”

My cat got out of my downtown apartment once in college.

You know those rubber “backstops” in loading docks? Often they have about a four-inch cutout in them, with space behind, for who-knows what reason.

Yeah. My (big) cat was in there, one block away. We coaxed her out with canned tuna. It was amazing the ways she had to pivot her skull in order to get herself out. She was covered in grease.

I’m pretty sure she never ventured out again.

I lost my cat once for three days. I called outside, I looked everywhere. I stopped my Geo Metro in the middle of the street, left it running and went after a cat in the twilight that looked like Meg. When I caught the cat and found it wasn’t tortishell after all, I went back to my car. I’d left my 2 dobermans and my german shepherd in the car and they’d locked the door behind. There I was, having to call the state troopers to unlock my dog-filled, running car. And no kitty.

Then I went into my guest room to get a book. There was Meg, as happy as could be. She’d never made a sound. It was lucky I happened to want this particular book, because I usually left that room shut away from the animals. She didn’t seem any worse for having spent three days without food or water.

StG

Calvin is the biggest baby I’ve ever met.

After moving into the new house, while the older Cass wandered around telling us which rooms were hers, Calvin buggered off somewhere and hid for several hours. We finally found him in the laundry room. Behind the panelling, behind the dryer. He’d had to shift his 15 lb body over and under several drainage pipes to fit in there. He ended up sitting in a puddle of water, with a dead bloated mouse for company.

At least he helped us find a leak so we could take care of it…

Another time we had him at my sister’s place when the power went out in our neighbourhood. What with two incredibly active little girls, he scarpered the second his feet touched the floor. That time, we found him underneath a gliding rocker with about 2 inches of clearance. The only reason we didn’t look under there before was because we didn’t figure there was any way he’d fit. I suspect that was why he picked that spot.

My bunny rabbit has a habit of disappearing in plain sight. Look in open cage, nope. Under futon, nope. Behind every piece of furniture, nope. Under clothes, nope. WTF!! WHERE’S MY BUNNY?!?! Oh, there she is. A white bunny standing against a white wall looking at me like, “what are you looking for?” :smack:

Wow, 3acresandatruck, you guys were pretty resourceful and confident kids!

Our old cat disappeared in the middle of winter for about 3 months. We gave him up for dead, figuring a coyote or similar got him.

Instead he turned up one day, in the driveway, skinny as a rail and requesting food, but otherwise unremarkable.

The cat lived another 6 years or so before passing on at the ripe age of 18.
The old dog was missing one evening, and my youngest and I spent over an hour combing the vicinity, calling, visiting neighbors (who are miles apart), then settled in for a long night of worry.

But later that night when I went to get some paperwork from my car, there she was, in the garage, looking rather perplexed, but happy to see me.

She’d snuck in behind me as I drove into the garage on my return from work. I didn’t notice her, but had put the main door down, & shut the door to the house, and went on my way obliviously.

As a kid, I had a (rather fat) cat named Eva that used to hide underneath the refrigerator. It wasn’t any higher up than usual; to this day, I have no idea how she fit her head under there.

Eva was also the cat that disappeared completely one day. A few years later we moved to a different house a couple of miles up the road. Eva came wandering into our new front yard a couple of months after, much thinner but apparently happy to see us.

Our current cats, Sam and Max, have found a way up into the drop ceiling in the basement. We had no idea until the day one of them misstepped and fell through the ceiling in front of my husband. :smack:

I once had a cat who “disappeared” (in the house, always inside!) periodically. He was seriously nowhere, and it wasn’t like he had many places to hide because my apartment was small then. Sometimes he would just be gone, and then he’d show up in the middle of a room looking calm and happy.

My theory was that his presence was required in an alternate time/space continuum. No one really knows what those little flaps/pockets on the edges of their ears are all about, and I decided they were receivers for signals from the Mothership. When he got the signal he just had to go.

It’s as good a theory as any.

Sprocket has the answer I was just about to write.

I have had the experience of searching every single inch of the house for a cat that hadn’t been seen all day, and then suddenly blink there she is next to me in the front hallway.

Had a friend who lost a gerbil once, but we can’t talk about that. :smack:

SSG Schwartz

Seems like I’m not the only one whose kitteh didn’t take well to a move.

Two days after we moved into our new house, both of the cats mysteriously vanished. I guess they’d had enough of strange people tramping around and making loud scary noises and most inconsiderate of all, not feeding them in the process.

After spending about an hour convinced that they’d dashed out the door when it was left open by a delivery guy (a scary thought, since we face a busy street), it turned out that they’d both found out that they could wiggle into the space between the stove and cupboards in order to hide themselves under said cupboards. We’ve now put a box into the space just to ensure that they didn’t repeat that trick again.

This might a little bit off-topic, in that the pet in question was in some distress (and eventually, danger), but it fits with the “trapped in small spaces” motif.

This was written (elsewhere) in July of 2006, about Scritch the budgie:

It All Came Crashing Down

Last night when I got home I couldn’t find Scritch.

Those of you who have been reading the adventures of Our Heroine know that she recently laid an egg in a shoebox. She was able to do this because we’ve been leaving the birds out of their cages during the day now, though still closed in the bird/computer room, although in my defense I should mention that I have had my own doubts about their safety with no humans around.

So it’s not unusual for me to have to look around a bit for Scritch when I get home. She has some standard hangout spots and she’s almost always in one of them.

But not last night. So I’m checking around, mindful of not setting down anything heavy, calling for Scritch, when I hear a little knocking sound. It seems to be coming from the big bookcase.

Said bookcase is tall, about a foot and a half short of the ceiling, and burdened with a LOT of stuff – books, magazines, comic books, art supplies, coin collections, knickknacks, and so on. Although we’ve covered the front of it to keep the birds from chewing up books and stuff, a determined bird could get back there and hide in a number of places.

So I removed the barriers we’d placed in front of the bookcase, cleared away Cosmo the cockatiel’s cage, which stands in front of this bookcase, and started carefully removing some paperbacks I thought Scritch might be hiding behind.

Knock-knock-knock.

Now that sounded like it was behind the bookcase.

Due to our baseboard, the case stands out a ways from the wall and leans a little; there IS enough room, in theory, for Scritch to be wedged in behind it. I fetched a flashlight and peered behind the shelving. I couldn’t see her, but Buddie’s cage was blocking the view. (Buddie is our hen cockatiel). Buddie is currently paying about half-strength attention to some infertile eggs she’s laid on the floor of her cage, so I very carefully packed up and moved her cage. I was starting to be conscious of the need for speed.

Birds breathe constantly; their respiratory cycle is different from ours. They have no diaphragm, and need to expand their ribs to breath properly. This makes them VERY vulnerable to suffocation if their ribcage is constricted.

Finally I removed a barrier I’d put up to protect the birds from chewing on the wall paint when they stand on Buddie’s cage. I peered into the dusty darkness behind the shelving and there was Scritch!

Tail down, head up, wedged tightly. :frowning: Her cheek feathers were fanned out, from stress or just being out of order, and she did not, or could not, call out. Her gleaming black eye regarded me with apparently complete trust, and she tapped her beak against the back of the shelf like a trapped miner signaling rescuers. Knock-knock-knock.

Ugh. I still have no idea how she got back there…it looks like she might have slid down from above, perhaps looking for a nesting cavity, and as the bookshelf leaned away from the wall, become wedged as she descended. I had no idea whether she’d been there all day or just slipped down – or how much longer she could manage to breathe.

Still, the rescue looked to be a straightforward operation – remove items from the front of the bookcase until the bookcase was light enough to slide straight out from the wall. I was home alone, but one person could manage.

I started from the top. Some maps and a roll of plastic sheeting left over from Homeland Security shelter-in-place measures. Next a wire-and-canvas storage box with some papers in it.

The canvas box was hooked over the top of the bookshelf.

When I pulled it forward, the bookshelf rocked toward me.

Instantly I thought of Scritch, sliding further down into the viselike gap, and the enormously heavy shelf rocking back toward her tiny body.

Well, as you can imagine, all sorts of adrenaline and horror surged in me.

I dropped the canvas thing instantly and seized the shelving, holding it to keep it from settling back. I stuck my head around and peered desperately into the dark crack.

Scritch had slipped down a little, and her little eye was fixed on my face. But she seemed to be alive.

But now what?

I couldn’t let go of the bookcase. It was way too heavy, since I hadn’t removed all the stuff, to hold in place with one arm and try to lift Scritch out, even if I could have bent that way. And was she still able to breathe?

There wasn’t time to try anything more sophisticated. I leaned the case waaaay forward, so far I was sure everything was going to slide off the shelves, but it didn’t. Scritch slid down toward the floor, almost looking like she was enjoying her ride, and I was able to lift the bottom of the bookshelf away from the wall just enough.

Our Heroine dropped safely to the floor.

And promptly ran underneath the heavy bookshelf.

I invite you to pause at this dramatic moment and consider the physical situation. I did NOT KNOW if the bookshelf bottom had enough space for Scritch to cower and not be crushed. So I absolutely could not lower the case to the ground. But I was holding the heavy unit 20-30 degrees off the vertical by main strength alone; I didn’t even have a particularly good stance.

I called to Scritch. I whistled and pleaded. I desperately hoped she would crawl out from under the crushing weight, to safety, so that I could set it back down.

But Scritch did not appear.

For all I knew, she needed veterinary help. Time might be of the essence. If someone else had been present, we could have unloaded the shelves, or better yet shooed Scritch out from under the bottom while I held the thing up.

But my wife wasn’t home. My cell phone was out of reach.

I waited. Maybe Scritch would squeeze out after all, or Lisa would come home.

The unit began to waver and shift, just a little, as I struggled to keep as much of its weight as possible balanced on the edge, without letting it tip back and crush my little friend. Or maybe it was false sensation; I was beginning to get tired as the adrenaline kick wore off.

Still nothing else fell off the shelves.

My friends, you would not have wanted to be me just then. I can’t describe how scared I was for this little ball of feathers we’d raised, how guilty I felt thinking of that tiny trusting eye, how wretchedly I didn’t want to be there, how rapidly I was running out of endurance. My arms were starting to hurt.

If I let the bookcase fall, would it lose books from the shelves, change its balance, and rock back? Would it pitch into the table or the windowsill and make the bottom skid over Scritch? If I held it and waited for help, how long before it slipped? So far, she might even be okay, but what now?

There come times in our lives when no more preparation can be done; when one still doesn’t know what’s right, or safe, but options are disappearing.

I threw the bookcase down.

Away from the wall, clear of where I hoped Scritch was, full-length into the bird room, with all the control I could manage. I tried to anchor the bottom of the thing and keep it from kicking back toward Scritch, while its weight changed dynamically as things fell off. Down came books, comics, a sheet of plate glass, a razor knife from the art supplies, some D batteries, two glass jars filled with pennies. All this stuff thundered to the floor.

The tremendous noise shook the room. The cockatiels, poor things, took to the air and beat in frantic circles.

And Scritch crawled out from under the angled bottom of the bookcase to see what all the fuss was about.

Oh my.

So I picked her up and held her trembling body cupped in my trembling hands. Wading across piles of paperbacks, pennies, and dust, I carried her to her safe cage with the infinite care with which we handle that which was thought lost to us when it is unexpectedly returned.

Scritch was exhausted, held one wing away from her body, and had trouble using one leg. I sat with her until Lisa came home, and checked on her several times through the night.

You’ll be pleased to know that she was at the vet when they opened in the morning and has a clean bill of health. :> Lisa is picking her up tonight and they’ll be home in a few minutes.

The bookcase is wrecked, some of the shelves tore out of their screws. But that’s okay; it and its mate are going away. It’s evident I have some more birdproofing to do in that room.

But there is one more thing to relate.

Emotionally and physically drained, the last thing I wanted to do last night was clean up – but there was that tremendous mess. I cleaned it up alone – only room for one person in that corner. I brought in the trash bag, packed up the comics, picked up the pennies, piled up the books, and prepared to vacuum up dust and paper fragments.

At the bottom of the pile, as I was finishing at last, I picked up yet another little torn piece of paper. As I turned toward the trash can, a familiar silhouette caught my eye. One we all remember. Two long rectangles.

Twin towers.

“World Trade Center Observation Deck,” read the ticket from long ago, indeed, from another world. A time before an infinitely greater fall.

On the back was printed simply, “All packages subject to inspection.”

Kneeling in the dust, I stared at it for a long time.

I saved the ticket.

Sailboat

Not to mention just a little paranoid.