I bought this month’s GQ because Rachel Bilson is on the cover in a bikini. Inside though I found a rather provocative article called “The Violence of the Lambs” which makes an interesting argument:
As we pressure the natural world becoming a single species monopoly on the planet we are provoking a response. The animals are changing, and coming after us.
Animal attacks are on the rise. Formerly hard to provoke or shy animals are attacking humans.
Before Steve Irwin, there had never been a recorded event of a human being being stabbed in the heart by a Stingray. Stingrays have “Have unholy control of power and accuracy” over their barbs, using them to spear “tiny tiny fish.”
We went from never before in history to twice in six weeks. James Bertakis was fishing in his boat when a Stingray jumped in, landed on his lap and stung him through his heart.
Formerly shy sea lions are attacking and killing humans for the first time. In Alaska one jumped into a boat, knocked a fisherman overboard and took him down to his death. Marine biologists will tell you that there is no such thing as a fatal dolphin attack, but off Cancun there have been two confirmed attacks with fatalities by a particularly aggressive group of dolphins. What about Jean Floch the “psychotic dolphin” of Brezellec who is described as a “mad dog” for his attacks on humans.
It’s happening on land, too. The Elephants are coming after us. This posting brings up many of the same questions:
http://future.iftf.org/2006/10/animal_attacks.html
Teams of elephant working in concert have wiped out over 44 villages in Nigeria in a single season.
Monkeys are now making spears:
…and, they are on the attack. In Mandera Kenya in 2000 monkeys and humans fought a full scale battle over the arrival of some water trucks. The monkeys wanted the water and knew how to open the stopcocks. They were organized, through rocks and displayed team behavior. Battalions of monkeys have taken over highways in India.
The first documented fatality of a human being killed by a healthy wolf occured in 2005. In Albania a troop of 200 dogs came out of the mountains and took over a town. A troop of jaguars, formerly lone hunters,displayed pack behavior, and attacked a town in broad daylight.
In Africa and India Monkeys are charging towns, carrying off children and babies and eating them.
The birds are acting differently, too. I’m not going to go into details, but if you’ve seen the Alfred Hitchcock flick, that’s it.
Snakes, alligators, deer, even Moose hanging out at Universitys waiting to stomp unwitting coeds. Dog attacks so severe and frequent in China that Chines officials are wiping out all canine pets in entire regions!
Phenotypic plasticity. What it simply means is that animals will rapidly change and produce new behaviors in response to precipitous environmental changes, and carve out new ecological niches, new prey.
Fight the future! Kill your pets! Wipe out the animals!
It’s taken a long time for mother nature to catch on, but she finally realizes it us or them!
Which side are you on?
(To avoid the hassle, yes, I’m being somewhat facetious, as was the article, but nonetheless I think there’s an interesting debate or discussion here.)
