Philip K. Dick's Android is Missing!

I don’t know what the helo to make of this. It must be “Let’s put one over on the muggle reporter” day or something. Or an incredibly successful PR department for “Scanner”. Or a really slow news day (hard to believe, between Korea and Israel and Iraq and Iran):

Why hasn’t anyone called in Harrison Ford to search for it?

OK, so am I the only one that misread this thread title and thought, “Poor old Philip K. Android”?

It’s probably asleep somewhere, dreaming of electric sheep.

But does the PKD android know it’s an android?