Philosophy....which is your closest match?

On a mailing loop that I’m a member of, one of the members posted a link to a site that offers a quiz to match people up to philosophers that most closely match the way they think. I thought I’d post it here to see what philosophies Dopers subscribe to. Anyway, the link is http://www.selectsmart.com/PHILOSOPHY/ …surf on over and post what you get!!

Anyway, mine were:

  1. Rand (100%)
  2. Aristotle (81%)
  3. Aquinas (64%)
  4. Nietzsche (61%)
  5. Mill (60%)
  6. Stoics (58%)
  7. Hume (58%)
  8. Plato (56%)
  9. Sartre (56%)
  10. Epicureans (55%)
  11. Cynics (50%)
  12. Hobbes (50%)
  13. Kant (48%)
  14. Augustine (42%)
  15. Bentham (40%)
  16. Spinoza (39%)
  17. Ockham (36%)
  18. Prescriptivism (35%)
  19. Noddings (10%)

I’m a real pissant, apparently…

  1. Kant (100%)
  2. Aquinas (96%)
  3. Aristotle (87%)
  4. Mill (85%)
  5. Spinoza (80%)
  6. Bentham (68%)
  7. Prescriptivism (67%)
  8. Rand (62%)
  9. Sartre (61%)
  10. Nietzsche (57%)
  11. Stoics (55%)
  12. Epicureans (51%)
  13. Ockham (51%)
  14. Hume (49%)
  15. Noddings (43%)
  16. Augustine (38%)
  17. Plato (37%)
  18. Cynics (17%)
  19. Hobbes (17%)

Interesting. I’ll have a think about that. While I’m drinking.

Go figure, the Agnostic finds himself in agreement with Aquinas. Note #20 :slight_smile:

  1. Aquinas (100%)
  2. Sartre (92%)
  3. Spinoza (88%)
  4. Mill (80%)
  5. Kant (79%)
  6. Augustine (77%)
  7. Aristotle (73%)
  8. Noddings (69%)
  9. Ockham (68%)
  10. Bentham (66%)
  11. Stoics (66%)
  12. Epicureans (55%)
  13. Nietzsche (55%)
  14. Plato (50%)
  15. Rand (46%)
  16. Hume (42%)
  17. Prescriptivism (41%)
  18. Cynics (34%)
  19. Hobbes (28%)
  20. Jack Chick (0%)

Epicurian 100%

Yup, I’m all about the pleasure. :smiley:

Mill (85%)
Nietzsche (77%)
Aquinas (73%)
Aristotle (72%)
Sartre (67%)
Bentham (58%)
Rand (57%)
Kant (51%)
Hume (48%)
Spinoza (48%)
Augustine (45%)
Hobbes (45%)
Plato (43%)
Stoics (42%)
Ockham (42%)
Prescriptivism (41%)
Cynics (40%)
Noddings (38%)

  1. Sartre (100%)

  2. Hobbes (99%)

  3. Rand (96%)

  4. Hume (89%)

  5. Aristotle (87%)

  6. Nietzsche (86%)

  7. Stoics (79%)

  8. Noddings (72%)

  9. Bentham (65%)

  10. Cynics (63%)

  11. Aquinas (57%)

  12. Epicureans (56%)

  13. Spinoza (56%)

  14. Plato (53%)

  15. Kant (52%)

  16. Mill (52%)

  17. Augustine (37%)

  18. Prescriptivism (31%)

  19. Ockham (24%)

I would appear to be the first Spinozist here. But I think they should replace the choice “doesn’t matter/dislike all answer choices” with “I refuse to answer on the grounds that this question is a load of crap”.

  1. Spinoza (100%) Click here for info
  2. Cynics (98%) Click here for info
  3. Aquinas (90%) Click here for info
  4. Bentham (89%) Click here for info
  5. Epicureans (81%) Click here for info
  6. Stoics (79%) Click here for info
  7. Aristotle (72%) Click here for info
  8. Mill (65%) Click here for info
  9. Noddings (62%) Click here for info
  10. Hobbes (60%) Click here for info
  11. Augustine (59%) Click here for info
  12. Rand (59%) Click here for info
  13. Sartre (57%) Click here for info
  14. Kant (50%) Click here for info
  15. Ockham (49%) Click here for info
  16. Plato (47%) Click here for info
  17. Nietzsche (46%) Click here for info
  18. Prescriptivism (39%) Click here for info
  19. Hume (38%) Click here for info

Another Spinozian, I reckon.

  1. Spinoza (100%)
  2. Nietzsche (96%)
  3. Aquinas (86%)
  4. Cynics (84%)
  5. Stoics (84%)
  6. Rand (83%)
  7. Aristotle (81%)
  8. Noddings (72%)
  9. Hume (71%)
  10. Augustine (70%)
  11. Epicureans (66%)
  12. Sartre (61%)
  13. Mill (59%)
  14. Hobbes (58%)
  15. Kant (56%)
  16. Bentham (54%)
  17. Ockham (51%)
  18. Plato (33%)
  19. Prescriptivism (20%)

Apparently I’m all about the pleasure too … I’m not sure that’s a good thing, but I’m in good company (smiles at tater)

  1. Epicureans (100%)
  2. Aristotle (91%)
  3. Mill (89%)
  4. Spinoza (86%)
  5. Bentham (84%)
  6. Noddings (83%)
  7. Kant (81%)
  8. Aquinas (79%)
  9. Nietzsche (79%)
  10. Sartre (77%)
  11. Rand (75%)
  12. Prescriptivism (63%)
  13. Hobbes (60%)
  14. Stoics (58%)
  15. Hume (50%)
  16. Ockham (50%)
  17. Cynics (42%)
  18. Augustine (21%)
  19. Plato (18%)

Well I don’t actually agree with a lot of it, but in the ineterests of fairness I’ll post my results:

  1. Sartre (100%)
  2. Nietzsche (97%)
  3. Spinoza (87%)
  4. Epicureans (86%)
  5. Stoics (85%)
  6. Noddings (77%)
  7. Kant (73%)
  8. Hume (72%)
  9. Aquinas (69%)
  10. Bentham (68%)
  11. Hobbes (64%)
  12. Mill (59%)
  13. Aristotle (54%)
  14. Cynics (51%)
  15. Augustine (49%)
  16. Ockham (45%)
  17. Plato (40%)
  18. Prescriptivism (38%)
  19. Rand (26%)
  1. Sartre (100%)
  2. Kant (84%)
  3. Mill (84%)
  4. Epicureans (74%)
  5. Bentham (72%)
  6. Nietzsche (59%)
  7. Spinoza (59%)
  8. Hume (58%)
  9. Aquinas (55%)

Everything else was below 50%. FWIW, and from what I know of philosophy, I would have thought Nietzsche would be higher and Mill lower, but who am I to argue with a computer program?

  1. Kant (100%)
  2. Sartre (85%)
  3. Stoics (81%)

My guess upfront was Sartre. After reading the highlights of both, I stick to that choice. How it hooked me up with Kant for 100% is beyond me.

  1. Sartre (100%)
  2. Spinoza (96%)
  3. Nietzsche (82%)
  4. Kant (68%)
  5. Hume (66%)
  6. Stoics (60%)
  7. Aquinas (59%)
  8. Noddings (57%)
  9. Augustine (55%)
  10. Ockham (52%)
  11. Epicureans (49%)
  12. Bentham (48%)
  13. Mill (46%)
  14. Prescriptivism (46%)
  15. Hobbes (42%)
  16. Aristotle (36%)
  17. Cynics (32%)
  18. Plato (23%)
  19. Rand (20%)

Sartre?
Ehhhhhhh what are you going to do ?

No seriously , what are you going to do?

I suppose I’m very rarely stable…

  1. Kant (100%)
  2. Prescriptivism (91%)
  3. Mill (88%)
  4. Plato (69%)
  5. Rand (67%)
  6. Bentham (65%)
  7. Aquinas (60%)
  8. Augustine (50%)
  9. Ockham (49%)
  10. Epicureans (43%)
  11. Aristotle (41%)
    12.Spinoza (27%)
    13.Noddings (20%)
    14.Stoics (19%)
    15.Cynics (16%)
    16.Sartre (15%)
    17.Hume (12%)
    18.Nietzsche (7%)
    19.Hobbes (0%)

I’ll only post the top 10:

  1. Bentham (100%)
  2. Mill (91%)
  3. Epicureans (74%)
  4. Aquinas (72%)
  5. Aristotle (70%)
  6. Kant (68%)
  7. Spinoza (64%)
  8. Sartre (56%)
  9. Cynics (52%)
  10. Noddings (51%)

I have no idea who Bentham is. I’m off to find out.

  1. Mill (100%)
  2. Bentham (85%)
  3. Epicureans (79%)
  4. Sartre (75%)
  5. Kant (73%)
  6. Rand (59%)
  7. Aquinas (55%)
  8. Aristotle (54%)
  9. Prescriptivism (53%)
  10. Spinoza (44%)
    However, as I don’t read much philosophy, I suppose I now have some homework to do…

Well, don’t lose your head on the way, Bun!

100% Aquinas, here.

Well, at least I can outconsume Hegel. That’s something to be proud of.

  1. Hume (100%)
  2. Stoics (98%)
  3. Aristotle (92%)
  4. Aquinas (86%)
  5. Kant (83%)
  6. Nietzsche (82%)
  7. Ockham (79%)
  8. Sartre (76%)
  9. Mill (75%)
  10. Augustine (70%)
  11. Plato (62%)
  12. Spinoza (60%)
  13. Rand (59%)
  14. Cynics (55%)
  15. Epicureans (55%)
  16. Hobbes (55%)
  17. Noddings (55%)
  18. Prescriptivism (53%)
  19. Bentham (44%)

Before I started, my guess had been Zhuang Zhi. Still is. Most of my responses were “doesn’t matter/don’t like the choices.”

Anyway, isn’t this is the same site that told me the religion for me would be Sikhism?

–sublight.

  1. Nietzsche (100%)
  2. Hume (82%)
  3. Epicureans (73%)
  4. Aristotle (73%)
  5. Stoics (71%)

Not sure what this means, but those questions really made me think!

Here’s my results, but I think they are wrong.

  1. Epicureans (100%)
  2. Aquinas (81%)
  3. Spinoza (81%)
  4. Mill (73%)
  5. Aristotle (65%)
  6. Nietzsche (65%)
  7. Augustine (64%)
  8. Sartre (63%)
  9. Hobbes (56%)
  10. Bentham (54%)
  11. Rand (48%)
  12. Ockham (46%)
  13. Plato (43%)
  14. Stoics (40%)
  15. Cynics (38%)
  16. Noddings (37%)
  17. Kant (36%)
  18. Hume (31%)
  19. Prescriptivism (30%)
  1. Augustine (100%)
  2. Spinoza (97%)
  3. Aquinas (89%)
  4. Kant (64%)
  5. Mill (61%)
  6. Bentham (61%)
  7. Nietzsche (58%)
  8. Sartre (58%)
  9. Epicureans (56%)

I seem to be the first Augustinian here. Just goes to show the lasting impact of a Catholic upbringing, I suppose . . .

But the setup sucks as a whole, because it ignored all non-Western philosophers. My real philosophy draws more from Eastern sources. Since this filters everything through a European sieve, the results come out distorted.

Really, now. I might have expected this cultural chauvinism to be inevitable back in the 1950s (had computers been enabled for such a task back then), but to pretend that the world (especially the online world) is not a global village is just plain false. It is a fact that plenty of Asians and other non-Westerners are likely to log in. Can you treat their civilizations & philosophical contributions as nonexistent and still be intellectually honest? I mean, who gives a fuck about Sartre or Ayn Rand when Lao Tze, Shankara, the Dalai Lama, and al-Ghazzali have a lot more to say to you?