Pi

= natural log cabin, let’s not forget.

What’s purple and commutes?

Are you sure it’s not a boat house? (+ C)

OK, so what is purple and commutes?

Boy, Nano what got your goat, sure got me buffaloed. You got me cowed Holg,but if you were to click my email link and see my aol screen name,you’d find my real last name. Fine teutonic name.(2nd S used to be a Z with or with out the bar.) If I am any example you are right about the sanity of germans. My algebra teacher used to give me hell about me crossing 7 and z. A local cop got FIRED because he crossed his 7’s on paper work!!!
mmm… Suburban eggplants ?


“Pardon me while I have a strange interlude.”-Marx

CKDextHavn asked “What’s purple and commutes?”

An Abelian grape.

Ha ha ha

I haven’t heard that in a long time.


Virtually yours,

DrMatrix

I suppose you know what is purple and lost the war?

Polycarp asked: What’s purple and lost the war?

Gee, I dunno. Alexander the grape. Nah, that can’t be right.

But closer to the original post:
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o’-lantern by its diameter?

While waiting for the (obvious) answer let’s all sing:

Aleph-null bottles of beer on the wall,
Aleph-null bottles of beer
If one of those bottles should happen to fall
There’d be Aleph-null bottles of beer on the wall
Aleph-null bottles of beer on the wall…


Virtually yours,

DrMatrix

Sounds like that perverse Matrix has been hangin’ out too long down at the adjoint again. And ol’ Joseph Smith was down there with ‘im, sayin’, “This is Laplace.”

Ray (When in doubt conjugate.)

I’d like a slice of Pumpkin Pi, please.

This might be kind of pathetic, but what the hell:

Why can’t computers tell the difference between Halloween and Christmas?