Pick a god, any god

They have good food!

But that’s why you should pick a polytheist religion, preferably one with a laid-back chief god or goddess.

Incidentally, if I had to a pick a religion in this world, I’d take UU or Buddhism (or both!). But my preferred cosmology should have levitation, gorgeous water nymphs, Bigfoot, men in black, Kung Fu ninjas, etc., if at all possible. And what brujaja said.