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Obviously, the chaperones are needed to keep the SS guys on the right track (and that means avoiding business transactions with hookers and pimps).
What should we call the nannies?
I vote for the “Secret Secret Service”!
Pussy Posse!
The Actual Secret Service?
Seriously, why do these dumbfucks still have jobs?
The Secret Saints, since they’re there to keep others on the straight and narrow.
The Wheels-Down Rings-On Wraiths
White House Wingmen
The Secret Nannies.
Adults
I like this one the best.
Bad Boys’ Babysitters.
The Brigade of the Guardians of Chastity, or the Guards Brigade for short.
Custodians of the Keys. Specifically, the keys to the chastity belts that will become standard Secret Service wear.
The Watchmen.
Duennas
Clearly, the Double Secret Service.
Although in that case, they should be doing the hookers and guarding the president at the same time.
A question: back when I had a “Secret” security clearance, I was honor-bound to report:
-any travel outside the USA
-any contact with foreign nationals
Do the SS guys have to observe the same rules?
The chaperones will be now be called the Secret Service.
The old SS will become the Secrete Service.
Preventatively
Inserted
Monitors of
Professional
Spies
Dodecatuple Secret Service
Or…the Mongooses is a great name!
The Fighting Mongooses!