I can’t decide what to be for Halloween. I need to dress up to take my little cousins trick or treating.
The costume must be
(1) Cheap. I’m just starting out working on Capitol Hill and I’m not getting paid very much.
(2) Not too scary. My cousins are 4 and 7 years old and I don’t want to scare them.
Are you caucasian? If so, you can just cut arm and leg holes in a white trash bag and go as…wait for it…white trash!
[sub]Don’t mind me, I post this to all the costume threads.[/sub]