fuzzypickles, I think that post is a bannable offense.
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That’s All, Folks!
Don’t you mean hammable offense?
I wonder how the butcher found out the pig was in his shop.
I bet somebody squealed.
Either way, you’re getting the ban-hammer.
Well, from a Serial Punner’s point of view, I’m glad it was a pig and not a walrus. How many puns can you make out of ‘walrus’? I can’t think of any.
Too bad the piggie didn’t manage to escape; undoubtedly he would have ended up no wurst for the wares.
At least the butcher can shave. He certainly got his razorback.
Well, the wurst bore in this thread has got to be one of the pun makers, not the vandal swine.
Seriously, you guys have got to stop encouraging the little pun piggies. If this little piggy went to market and this little piggy had roast beef, will you go wee wee wee all the way home?
Those who love the law, news stories and sausages should not watch any of them being made.
Clearly, its plan hit a snag.
Hogwash!
Russel Crowe was filming on location in Alaska and walked into a fish shop. Suddenly, a large tusked aquatic mammal broke through the door and started tearing the place apart. Worried for the famous actor, the proprietor yelled “get up against the wall, Russ!”
It didn’t end well.
for the walrus
Monkey, that joke was weak - almost the runt of the litter.
Damn you, I go busting my hump for puns and you come in with that.
You saying you got shoat changed, Wile E?
Pork her? I anticipate a deeply religious experience…
Ya’ll are crackling me up over here.
Ah good. This thread stopped squealing.
banjo music
I never sausage an abhorrent display of punnary.
Two days and I still can’t come up with a joke using “trotters.” Y’oinks.