when life gives you pig, make sausage
Yummy!
Gotta love the title of that article. Perhaps the pig had some sort of beef against the butcher? After all, you reap what you sow.
Great. One post in, and Wile E hogs all the good puns.
If only he’d chosen a kosher or halal butcher shop, the pig might have got out alive.
Yeah, he is certainly making a pig of himself.
That’s right, guys. Ham it up.
She!
mutters Swinehund!
The Grill of Victory, the Smell of Pigsfeet.
SOMEbody’s got bacon and eggs on their face.
I’d say, “sheesh” too, if I made such atrocious puns.
And it’s “Schweinehund”, meine Freunde.
Spelling doesn’t count in pun threads. 
Are you trying to start something? You might end up with a poke in the eye!
Enough of this, I need to get some housework done, this place is a sty.
With a wild animal running amuck in the shop, at least the day wasn’t a bore.
Tusk, tusk, tusk, you guys are pathetic!
Reporting this thread for, um, spam.
You win the thread.
Wiener.
That pig was bad when he went into that shop but he was wurst when he came out.
…and you lose the thread.
“When Life Gives You Pigs, Make Bacon”
…hmm, that aphorism sounds kinda boar-ing.
…oh well, it’s not im-pork-ant.
…now I’m bacon-ing to think I’m really stretching the puns here, but sow what…
(Ok, enough hamming it up for now.)