Pigeons or rubber ducks?

Which of these makes for a sunnier day?

Is this a social experiment to see if people will vote in any damn poll whatsoever?

I’m in! :slight_smile:

I don’t recall any song about how fun pigeons are … because they are not fun.

Depends. Are you Ernie, or Bert?

Rubber ducks, if only because they don’t shit on my car on a regular basis.

Apparently, you folks are awfully fond of rubber ducks.

I’m always with Ernie. Rubber Ducky, youre the one!

In what world are pigeons anything besides disease-infested winged rats?

Duckies.

Oh! Rubber DUCKS! I misread the question. :stuck_out_tongue:

Sure they’re fun – and here’s the song to prove it.

The world in which they helpfully clear up city centre vomit while maintaining a beautiful plumage.

Rubber ducks aren’t even alive.

Apparently, so is the verdict. (“Any damn poll” indeed.)

And I’m not the one who chose it, but I really like the phrasing on choice 3.