Which of these makes for a sunnier day?
Is this a social experiment to see if people will vote in any damn poll whatsoever?
I don’t recall any song about how fun pigeons are … because they are not fun.
Depends. Are you Ernie, or Bert?
Rubber ducks, if only because they don’t shit on my car on a regular basis.
Apparently, you folks are awfully fond of rubber ducks.
I’m always with Ernie. Rubber Ducky, youre the one!
In what world are pigeons anything besides disease-infested winged rats?
Oh! Rubber DUCKS! I misread the question.
Sure they’re fun – and here’s the song to prove it.
The world in which they helpfully clear up city centre vomit while maintaining a beautiful plumage.
Rubber ducks aren’t even alive.
Apparently, so is the verdict. (“Any damn poll” indeed.)
And I’m not the one who chose it, but I really like the phrasing on choice 3.